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 Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 2:12 pm
But yeah, My mom just gave birth a couple hours ago.
And while she was Pregnant, she said she would turn Olivia (My new sister) to Twilight. WHAT THE FACK CAN I DO TO SAVE HER. gonk
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Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 2:13 pm
Slap your mom. Then read Her Real vampire literature as soon as possible.
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Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 2:31 pm
Congrats!
Introduce the kid to proper literature first. Read to the kid.
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Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 2:32 pm
Frauline Five Congrats! Introduce the kid to proper literature first. Read to the kid. Yes, when she goes to school... "We all float down here, Mrs. Schnarfyengarbin. Avery told me so!"
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Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 5:11 pm
Twilight won't be 'popular' by the time she's old enough to read I reckon.
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Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 6:34 pm
Maybe she'll turn out smart like you did and be an anti...?
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Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 6:38 pm
Your story reminds me of Genie, and hopefully, she should be able to integrate into society well, and not be tainted by Stephenie Meyer!
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Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 8:21 pm
Burn any copies laying around? 3nodding Then, read Jane Austen to her. Influence with your older sibling-ness.
Just be happy Olivia wasn't named after a Twilight character. (At least, I'm not familiar with the series enough to know if there is an Olivia.)
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Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 8:49 pm
 Read her better stories. Or spam her mind with Fairy Tales.
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Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 8:57 pm
Read to her Shel Silverstein, Beatrix Potter and Roald Dahl
Then when she's about six or seven read her Harry Potter.
Congrats on the new baby sister btw. biggrin
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Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 10:28 pm
Emperor Angelo XXV Your story reminds me of Genie, and hopefully, she should be able to integrate into society well, and not be tainted by Stephenie Meyer!  By Genie do you mean the child who was strapped to the potty chair? Anyway, read her Dr. Suess. Then get into the better stuff when she can comprehend. 
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Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 2:38 am
The Unholy Shadow Emperor Angelo XXV Your story reminds me of Genie, and hopefully, she should be able to integrate into society well, and not be tainted by Stephenie Meyer! By Genie do you mean the child who was strapped to the potty chair? Anyway, read her Dr. Suess. Then get into the better stuff when she can comprehend.
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Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 6:38 am
I agree on reading Dr.Suess and Shel Silverstien to her. Then when she's older read stuff like Ronald Dahl, Judy Blume, or Barbra Park to her. Junie B. Jones is a million times better than Twifail.
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Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 6:44 am
I'm a middle child. First of all, you have to treat her nicely, otherwise she will not listen to you at all. Trust me, that's the first step.
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Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 8:22 am
 "Seriousness is the refuge of the shallow."
Make sure you confiscate any and all twilight-related material so that your sister grows up in a protected environment.
Get real vampire books. The Graveyard Book is a kids book and has a vampire character, read her that. Make sure you take care of her! If she likes you she'll admire you and follow in your footsteps smile - Oscar Wilde.
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