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 Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 5:24 am
...here is a glimpse into the insanity of my family. And you all wonder why I have a twisted sense of humour.
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Me: “Oh! Look at the big white kitty under the letterbox!”
Casey: “Steph...that’s a box...in a plastic bag.”
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Dad: “Stephanie, don’t spill that Coke on your laptop!”
Matthew: “She can’t!”
Dad: “Why?”
Matthew: “It’s Pepsi...”
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Mum: “I’ve booked you in for the doctor.”
Matthew, walking through the room: “Quack-quack-quack!”
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Matthew: “It’s a really good cookie if it bubbles in the milk.”
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Me: “What’s wrong?”
Casey: “There’s coconut in my pocket!”
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Casey: “I had to park on the roof!”
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Me: “Hey, where’d all the dog chocolate go?”
Dad: eek scream gonk *runs to throw up*
(Note: it was just carob and tomatoes)
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Me, sleepwalking: “My feet don’t fit in the little house.”
(Note: Apparently I was looking at the birdcage at the time)
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Mum: “Do you need to go to the doctor?”
Matthew: “Doctorise this!”
(He seems to have an issue with doctors)
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Casey: “Won’t someone please think of the pillows!”
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Casey: “You’re the weirdo with the phone that makes alien sounds.”
Me: “I-It was only a text message...”
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Me: “Right I’m adding you to the list of freaky things this house has said to us!"
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Casey, right in my face: “Diamonds are forever, children. Mummy lives on!” *laughs and walks away*
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*Casey approaches me, threateningly*
Me: “No, I’m sorry, please don’t strangle me with my own arms!”
(I really, really wish this hadn't happened. I also really wish that it didn't continue to happen gonk )
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Uncle Anthony standing, drunk, on a bridge at his own wedding (granted there were tiki torches everywhere): “The tribe has spoken.”
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Please share the pearls of wisdom from your own families blaugh
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Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 6:10 am
rofl That was awesome, Chee! I'll post some as soon as I can remember any.
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Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 9:38 am
twoooo msn conversations between my best friend and I:
Anthony! your friendly neighborhood Antharcist! ["******** you and the horse you came on."] says:
kjkjhhjkh'j;klyluj
Anthony! your friendly neighborhood Antharcist! ["******** you and the horse you came on."] says:
-shutdown-
Rynnay says:
8C *reboots*
Anthony! your friendly neighborhood Antharcist! ["******** you and the horse you came on."] says:
-bluescreen-
Rynnay says:
D8
Rynnay says:
HE NEEDS A NEW MOTHERBOARD.
Anthony! your friendly neighborhood Antharcist! ["******** you and the horse you came on."] says:
-EXPLODES-
Rynnay says:
.... D8 HE NEEDS A NEW EVERYTHING
Anthony! your friendly neighborhood Antharcist! ["******** you and the horse you came on."] says:
-fizzles and rains fire-
*Rynnay Oh, fine. Usurp my brain, why don't you. : |
=yourpleasantdarkness 8c ...I'll be good.
because IRL you can't rly explode. 3nodding thankfully.
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Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 6:41 pm
lmfao!! xd your family's funny, chee
the only amusing thing that springs to my mind at the moment is a family recipe whee
We decided one day to make a stir fry for dinner. We didn't have any chicken though, so we used the leftover roast turkey from the big family dinner on the weekend.
Mum (sounding very much like a mad scientist in a vincent price film): We shall have *turkey* stir fry, and I shall call it . . . . Stirkey fry!
No idea why, but I thought this was the funniest thing I'd heard in ages. Perhaps the glass of wine I'd already had before dinner helped a little
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Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 9:21 pm
DiscoDaemon *Rynnay Oh, fine. Usurp my brain, why don't you. : |
=yourpleasantdarkness 8c ...I'll be good. You tried to usurp Rynn's brain?
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Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 11:35 pm
Stop quoting me out of context! gonk
There was that time everyone was screaming they could see through time because Dad put 4 tablespoons of chilli in the noodles instead of 2 teaspoons xp
Oh and we spent some time with our cousing Alessandra last year (aka Minnie) she was about twoish at the time
Me: How high can you count to Minnie?
Minnie: Fanta!
(Fanta is a soft drink brand in Australia don't know who else has it.)
We were also swimming at the beach while there were some pretty strong waves. I noticed one coming towards us, so I grabbed Minnie and held her above my head. The water came up to my face. She however had the audacity to giggle and squeal higher
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Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 11:47 pm
Oh and my brother was just talking to the cat XD
Matthew: What?
Molly: Meow?
Matthew:What
Molly: Meow
Matthew: WHAT!
Molly MEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
I think she wants his sandwich XD
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Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 12:44 am
Recently, I was on the bus on my way home from the shops. There were 2 kids (the boy was about 5ish, and the girl 6 or 7) with their grandmother.
The little boy said "I'm tired", but he kind of mumbled.
His grandmother, who obviously didn't hear him properly, said "Who died?!"
The boy said, "No, no one died. I won't die yet, I'm still young. Only Nannas are supposed to die"
His grandmother laughed and said "Gee, thanks kid"
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Apparently I said something interesting things when I was little.
When we were in the waiting room at the Doctor's office, a big burly bikie guy sat down with tattoos all over his arms.
I've been told I turned to my mum and said (quite loudly) "That man will be in trouble with his Mummy. He's drawn all over his arms!" He replied rather sheepishly that he was in trouble with his mum.
Also, I have been told I was always a very serious baby who never smiled at anyone, and a very shy, quiet, withdrawn child who didn't talk much at Kinder. When my mum was on fruit duty, however, I suddenly perked up.
Mum can't remember the context, but she says she called some kid a "silly sausage", to which I said "More like a frankfurter, I think"
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