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Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 12:45 am
Meet the Zombie Desu family.  They are a very happy family! So happy, in fact, that they wish to share the love by giving away a spawn from their recent breeding.
Before I go into details on how to go about attempting to win one of the lovely misfits, let me introduce the family members!
Dad: Solanum is the happy father. He enjoys long walks on the beach, devouring living flesh, and mindlessly roaming across the Kawani lands.
Mom: Desu is the adorable mother. She enjoys dressing up, trinkets, and anything that is remotely cute.
Sister: Princess Kawaii (the one with the crown!) is the contest basket's sister. At the moment, she simply enjoys sitting around, with the occasional shake.
Sister: Mononoke (the one with the bow!) is the contest basket's other sister. She pretty much does the same thing as Kawaii.
Now that you know that invaluable information, let us continue.
Here is the basket you will be competing for:  For a chance to win this precious bundle of joy, you must: show me how much you want this basket (preferably in relation to the family, like zombies, desu, etc) and NAME IT (it's a girl!).
Using any materials or means of expression, I want you to show me how much you'd like to own little Greenie up there. You can draw pictures, you can write me a story, sing me a song, weave a replica basket, you can use any resource or talent at your disposal, but you must show me that you want this basket to win it (+ give her a name)!
Now, for the horrid part, the Rules:
1. Do your own work. (so if you do something that would require photographic evidence, I would prefer it if you add your username somewhere, just for verification that it's not a borrowed/stolen image!). You may edit your post up to the time of closing. After that point, IMMA LOCK THE THREAD. 2. Please do not whine. I realize not everyone can win, so please be a good sport about it. 3. If you win, the basket is yours (in other words: DON'T GIVE IT AWAY). If you have any questions, please PM me. There is no entry format. Just post a name and your entry.Contest Opens: NOW Contest Closes: August 10th @ 6:00pm CST
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Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 1:26 am
 I GOTTA BLANKET FOR MAH BASKET, AND SOME DUMPSTER-RAIDED PACIFIERS FOR MAH BASKET, AND I GOT ME A BASKETUTION PLAN TO GET ME MAH BASKET! YOU BEST BELIEVE AH WILL EVEN STEAL DIS BASKET IF AH GOTTA, DAT IS HOW BAD I WANT IT. IMMA NAME DIS BASKET CHICHI DANGO LIKE THE JAPANESE. BEAN. DESSERT. THING. ~*~*~*~*~ UPDAAAAATE~*~*~*~*~ SO I REALIZED MY PLANS AREN'T WORKING. THE MEN AREN'T COMING, AND I STILL DON'T GOT NO BASKET. I FIGURE, HECK, IF IMMA HAVE A BASKETUTION PLAN FOR THAT BASKET, AND IMMA STEAL DAT BASKET, I CAN GO ONE STEP FURTHER. I CAN ZOMBIFY MYSELF AND EAT SOMEONE TO GET DAT BASKET (LOOKIN @ U CUTER)  NOTICE HOW MY SKIN IS STILL FREE OF BITE MARKS AND GANGRENE, AND THOUGH MY STRINGY HAIR ADDS A NICE TOUCH, IT'S STILL HEALTHY AND UH. CLEAN. PLUS MY DESU EYES, THEY MAKE ME IRRESISTIBLE AND THE ULTIMATE ZOMBIE PRINCESS. IF YOU ASK ME ONE MORE TIME WHAT IMMA DO FOR DIS BASKET, IMMA EAT YOU (BEAUTIFULLY.)
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Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 1:26 am
I'LL BREED THE MOST HORRIFYING PAIR IN SOQ IN ORDER TO OWN HER!!!
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and her name will be nostalgia.
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Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 1:40 am
Here is the dealeo... I don't have any art or writing talents or anything of the likes... so I can't make pretty zombie princess pictures like some other people can, or draw comics or write rhyming songs about the cute little basket.. But I can appreciate the opportunity and try my hardest in the best ways I can... It just won't be as good. xD
I WILL... DO THE FOLLOWING THINGS TO WIN HER! I will continuously make bows and jewelery for her mother dear. I will give her father as much living flesh as I can, even if it means to cut off my own arm. I will buy all the trinkets in the world to share between her and her mother. I will buy her mother all the cutest teddies and anything else thats cute, in the world. I will buy her father every beach in the world to stroll along it. I willlllll.. let her sisters sit with her to occasionally shake. I will feed everyone cupcakes for how much I want that basket. (which ends up to be over 9999999999999999999999999 trillion zillion bagiogjsiogllifdson!) Oh and her daddy can have flesh flavoured ones. (: I will dress my avi to match her. I will dress my Soq to match her. I will dress my rl animals to match her. I will dress my mother to match her. (HAHAH) I will dance to the whole familys favourite songs when they tell me to. I will sing every song in the world. I will but every toy in the world to the sisters. I will post pictures of the pretty Princess Lady Amaloli around my town (I seriously will if needed) I will drink water for a month (ahhhhhhh) I will clean your house for a month. I will let my other Soquili play with the family. I will put Princess Lady Amaloli in my sig foreverrrrr! I will put a picture of her basket on my car. I will give up all my gaia items and gold. I will let her be my display pic on facebook and myspace. I will save to buy other pets that are custom made to look like her. I will supply food and beverages everyday to her and her family. I will wear makeup matching her colours in her honor. I will dye pink and blue in my hair for her. I will donate my limbs. I will read her zombie princess stories every night before bed. If you wanted, id read stories to you too. (: I will bake her a zombie princess cake every day that I love her, so forever. I will give her all my teddies. I will write a song for her, or an album if she wanted. I will get a design company and design everything in the world to look like her. I will let her eat my brain and what ever other part she wants to eat. I will name all my animals Princess Lady Amaloli as well. I will even design gaia to match her. I will do her hair every day if she wanted me to. I can do yours too of course
ITS MORE LIKE, WHAT WOULDN'T I DO? srsly. T__T heart heart heart
Should panda have the pretty basket? That is the question. Daddies friends said so Mummys human friend says so
I will name her Princess Lady Amaloli! (YES SHE IS THAT SPECIAL TO BE A PRINCESS AND A LADY.) heart heart
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Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 1:56 am
Cuter, can I PM you with a question please?
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Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 2:32 am
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Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 3:05 am
I WILL EAT MY FIRST BORN BABYKITTEN FOR THAT BASKET.ALSO I will name her Mint Marshmallows. BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE. OKAY. omgilu, MM.  Oh, golly. If it is too big, I'll hide it. I:
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Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 3:38 am
I will feed her father the tender flesh of newbies, and offer her mother so many desu kawaii trinkets that everyone will be blinded by the sparkling! And I would crown the little princess queen of August, because that's my month. 8D But I'd give it to her, because having a birthday in it ttly makes it mine.
I will also defeat all challengers in a Battle Royale of naked mud wrestling in front of an audience of chimpanzees. IN A SNOWSTORM.
I would name her Bella Lady Kyu-to.
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Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 4:17 am
HER NAME WOULD BE: So Desu Ne? (YES, WITH THE QUESTION MARK!)
HOW MUCH I WANT IT: I WILL SING HER AWESOME LULLABIES LIKE THIS ONE (SING TO THE LLAMA SONG YOU FOOLS)
HERE'S A DESU THERE'S A DESU AND ANOTHER LITTLE DESU KAWAII DESU, MONONOKE DESU, SO-OH DESU NE?
DESU DESU STRAWBERRIES DESU APPLE JUICE WITH BRAINS O DESU DESU DESU PRANCE-A-DESU DESU DESU NE?
SOLANUM WAS ONCE ALIVE DESU GETS HIGH ON CRACK BY THAT I MEAN SUGAR COMES FROM SKITTLES, BROWNIES, HATS
DADDY'S MORE THAN THREE YEARS DEAD OOH LOOK AT THAT CURLY TAIL SO NOW COME ON AND SQUEEZE PENGY UNTIL HE SQUEAKS AND WAILS
DID YOU EVER ACT LIKE DESU RIDE A DESU EAT A DESU DESU'S DESU KAWAII DESU DESU DESU NE?
ROTTING DESU HOARDS OF DESU NOT A DESU COME HERE DESU DESU IN A GRAVEYEARD DESU DESU DESU NE?
ISN'T IT ALL SO HAPPY NOW OOH IS THAT A GLITTER BOW IS IT COOL TO EAT A BONE FROM DADDY'S RIB OR TOE DON'T YOU DECAPITATE US THERE'S NO NEED TO RUN WHEN WE COME AND HAUNT YOUR HOUSES WITH A SPARKLE GUN
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Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 5:47 am
To get this basket I've made friends with the kodama spirits and have sent them off to take the basket hostage!  I will name the foal Zeniba.
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Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 5:57 am
I would raise the little basket on a fine diet of Miazaki films and Lovecraft, complete with an nice reading of "Babys first Mythos" alphabet book. ((Yes this IS a real book. Someone gave me a copy. Endejester can verify, because it is full of win.)) Fed on Pocky, Ramune, and the sweet, roasted souls of the damned, I would name her "Sweet Cthylla." ((And write horrible Haiku. Which i think should technically have a seasonal reference...but maybe it's a limited pocky. C_C)) Sweet, Dark Cthylla Is it worship you desire? Or simply pocky?
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Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 7:27 am
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Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 7:43 am
What would I do for that basket? For starters I would take my zombie-self avi and I would -dress like it!- And then... I shall exact a cunning plan!! *plan to ink the original -failed- however - we now address the proper care and education of Zombie-desu baskets.*Educating your Zombie Basket found -here-Name: Shoujo Nomnomnom
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Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 7:50 am
 *Clears Throught!* . . . I WANT HER A LOT! AND HAVE NO WORDS OR ACTIONS TO EXPRESS SUCH A DESIRE! MY HEART STRINGS TUG AT THE CHANCE TO EVEN BE ABLE TO WIN HER! OH HOW MUCH I WISH TO PLAY WITH AND RP A GIRL WHO WILL BE NAMED.. WHO WILL BE NAMED!..
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ZOMBEH CUPCAKE!
Why Zombeh Cupcake, you ask? Yes, it may be a funny name. HOWEVER! This little girls baskets looks like it would make the most delicious cupcake in the world.. And it would taste like mint.. And decomposed corpse. Sounds tasty.. No? I hope you enjoyed reading my awesome entry! o uo)b
EDIT: HAI LOOK EET! I DRAW A PIC OF ZOMBEH CUPCAKE! 4laugh [ I's EAT CUTE-NESS! ] This has nothing to do with proving how much I wants her, though! AS I SAID BEFORE! I HAVE NO WAY TO EXPRESS SUCH A DESIRE!.. NO WORDS! AND NO WAYS...
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Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 8:37 am
Her name shall be Watashi Desu Zenbu which means everything is mine, and it is! and I'd have a battle Royale over it!  (pic done at ama,I took picture) my proofalso have no fear, Chev is here! cause if I get her Chev would care for her, cause he would feed her, FISH! lots of fish! cause whenever his tail touches water a fish will always try to eat it (rofl) if not she can always eat the tail herself edit and it's all Chev's fault
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