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Merilwen the Woodelf

PostPosted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 10:45 pm


I found this author on a website I go on. She's not fail to Dally levels, but close.

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Hello, I'm Sora Rein. I'm your everyday 14-year-old girl who lives with her mother. After the death of my father, my mother and I were moving from one place to another. We finally stopped in Campton-Mary, Japan and had to blend in with the crowd. I didn't speak a word of japanese, but thank god that people here also speak English. My mother, Suki Rein, taught me about Japan and China; we were actually able to stay in Japan for a while.
My mother used to be part of an all-girl gang and after she quit and married my father & had me, her gang memebers swore to come and get her. So that's why we've been on the run.
In my new school, after I got bulled and nearly killed; I finally made some friends. Cornelia Roberts, a tough girl who sees my mother as her idol. Nelia-chan is very over-protective of me and her friends. She was the leader of the gang that used to be beat me, but we became friends.
Then there's is Kathleen Jameson, a gothic girl who also was part of Cornelia's gang but never would beat me, she helped me recover. She lies to people by saying she can curse on people to scare them away, and I think she isn't lying.
And there's Ana Edwards, who is like my 2nd mother and is the brains of the gang. She also is very-protective of me and can be pretty tough. She slapped Hanna Downers, the girl who did everything for Cornelia and hurt my arm.
Then, finally, there is Eric Oman and Caleb Hale. My only male-friends who are very protective over me as well. Eric is nicknamed "The prince" of my school and I work as his house-keeper on the weekends. And Caleb is the tough guy who is always fighting either with Cornelia or Eric, but he's really nice deep down.
I think I'm going to like it here in Japan, he he. Find out in Love & Life. By- Hanajima "Hanako" Tiburccio


This "Hanako" does not know a thing about Japan. There is no place in Japan named Campton-Mary, and she gave her characters clearly Western names. And Sora Rein = clearly not Japanese.

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Name:Cornelia Roberts,"Nelia-chan"
Japanese Birth Name: Midori Katou
Hair Color: Blonde
Eye Color: Dark Blue
Age:14-15
Height:168.5
Weight:48kg
Blood-Type:AB
Sign: Aries
Occupation: Freshman at Kabana Institute

Cornelia is best friends with Kathleen, Ana, and Sora. Maeyo-Suki Rein, Sora's mother influenced Cornelia to give up her life in an all-girl-gang. Since, then Cornelia has been protective over Sora. Cornelia's tough attitude and intimidating mislead many, but her friends know that she is kind hearted and generous.

Name: Kathleen Jameson, "Kat-san"
Japanese Birth Name: Isuzu Lin
Hair Color:Black with purple highlights
Eye Color: Navy Blue
Age:14-15
Height:160
Weight:52kg
Blood-Type:O
Sign: Cancer
Occupation: Freshman at Kabana Institute

Kathleen is very over protective of her friends, especially over Sora. Kathleen says that she has the ability to cast curses on people, but she is just bluffing to scare her class. And on top of that, her gothic demeanor scares most of the students in the school.

Name:Ana Edwards
Japanese Birth Name:Akane Tani
Hair Color: Red
Eye Color:Brown
Age:14-15
Height:162
Weight:50kg
Blood-Type: B
Sign: Cancer
Occupation:Freshman at Kabana Institute

Ana is the brains of the gang. She is the quiet one and the shy one, she is often seen writing or reading while wearing glasses. But, don't be fooled; she can pretty tough for the right reasons. Ana is very rich and is always explaining the case. She is an fine dancer and enjoys teaching Sora.

Name:Eric Oman
Japanese Birth Name: Yuri Reno
Hair Color:Brown
Eye Color:Violet
Age:14-15
Height:170.5
Weight:54kg
Blood-Type:A
Sign:Virgo
Occupation:Freshman at Kabana Institute

Nicknamed "The Prince", he is attractive and popular. He never lets any girls get close to him, and for goood reason. Eric is clever and quick witted, ever curious he welcomes an challednge. Eric is biggest rival is Caleb.

Name:Caleb Hale
Hair Color:Brown
Eye Color: Red
Age:14-15
Height:171.3
Weight:54kg
Blood-Type:B
Sign:Capricorn
Occupation:Freshman at Kabana Institute

Caleb and Eric are childhood rivals, Caleb's one goal was to beat Eric. Caleb is foul-tempered, brash, rough, and rude. But, he's not as bad as he pretends.

Name:Sora Rein
Hair Color:Brown
Eye Color:brown
Age:14-15
Height:156.7
Weight:46kg
Blood-Type:O
Sign:Taurus
Occupation:Freshman at Kabana Institute

14 year-old Sora Rein's life just keeps getting weirder and weirder. After the death of her father, she and her mother have been on the run from "some old friends" who swore to kill them. Sora's generous nature, sympathetic heart make it easy for people to open up to her and easy to adjust to. Sora understands peoples' hearts and her calm, caring compassion puts everyone else's needs before her own.


Since when did Japanese people have Western nicknames and "birth names"? Is this girl a troll? Also, Lin is Chinese, not Japanese. Also, Kabana sounds more Hawaiian to me.

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It was the first day of Spring.Tohru was still at the hositpal with her new daughter,Kotoko Rose Sohma

Tohru's daughter has my name as her middle name. It is clearly not Japanese. BTW, when Kotoko is older, she gets RAEPED and soon after, she dies. if I remember correctly, Tohru has heaps of babies. One of them, Midori, is a total Sue.

What is you guys' opinion on this girl? Is she for real or just trolling?

EDIT!: Some of these names here aren't real, some are languages other than Japanese. Also, my grandma who has lived in Japan before told me they don't usually have middle names. Also, tap my aquarium if you found this funny. I know it's not the most expensive all-watermeat aquarium, but I'll appreciate it.
PostPosted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 11:07 pm


Trollin. I know Japanese and some Chinese, studied the regions of the two, and I smell bullshit readin this. She's just doing this for attention like other 14 year olds that are too obsessed with another culture.

Key facts:
Campton-Mary isn't a place in Japan. Sounds like it could be in Maryland though or somewhere else in the United States. D:<

Rein is an English name that has deprived from Chinese heritage when they first immigrated to the states and had to change their surname. Now this name has died out but has been used as first names now.

Neila is a made up name, so does Tohru and Akane Tani, also Kotoro? I never heard of that while studying Japanese.

Yuri is a Japanese genre that has alot of lesbian acts in it, and Reno is a character name from Final Fantasy 7.

Hanako is Hanna or Hana with "ko" added to it since this is also a false name. Though the name is in Japanese, its Kanji will make it be Haniko or Hanuko.

The only thing Japanese is the name "Sora" which is Japanese for "sky"

Kris_Dragoness


Kalswierdestlittleangel

Lonely Prophet

PostPosted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 11:54 pm


Oh jeebus. Dx
Exactly. Like. Fruits Basket!!!
[/kills writer]
That's what you get for stealin'! >:(

Anyways, that totally sucks. D;
Uhm....I guess trollin' like Kris said~!! :3

Oh, but a few minor edits to her words! D;
Tohru is a real name, and so is Yuri. :/
Yah. Dx
Or maybe I'm just screwing up~! :'D
But as far as I know, they're real. D;
PostPosted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 11:57 pm


Kalswierdestlittleangel
Oh jeebus. Dx
Exactly. Like. Fruits Basket!!!
[/kills writer]
That's what you get for stealin'! >:(

Anyways, that totally sucks. D;
Uhm....I guess trollin' like Kris said~!! :3

Oh, but a few minor edits to her words! D;
Tohru is a real name, and so is Yuri. :/
Yah. Dx
Or maybe I'm just screwing up~! :'D
But as far as I know, they're real. D;

Its alright if you correct me, I'm kinda drunk, but most of what I said was true. sweatdrop

Kris_Dragoness


Kalswierdestlittleangel

Lonely Prophet

PostPosted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 12:01 am


Ho'kay. :'D
Well, yes. >w<
I agree that most of your stuff is correct~!!!
I was just like: BLARGLE! Names!
[/over-powering need to correct]
Yeah. >_____>;;
[/has issues]
PostPosted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 12:03 am


We all have issues, I can't stand fake people nor stay away from the bottle when I'm overly stressed out. ^^'

Kris_Dragoness


Kalswierdestlittleangel

Lonely Prophet

PostPosted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 12:15 am


[/pets] 'Tis okay. :'D
W00t! I'm all with you on the fakeness. :/
Doesn't it just make you wanna punch a baby in the face? D;
PostPosted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 12:21 am


It makes me wanna make a device so I can punch the user behind the username that does that crap. o 3o

Kris_Dragoness


Merilwen the Woodelf

PostPosted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 2:10 am


I know Campton-Mary isn't a place in Japan, because I'm studying the language.

And I need to point out, Kotoko (real name, it's the name of a singer in Japan) is the child of Tohru from Fruits Basket. And I knew about Sora being a name. And Hanako is a Japanese name, meaning "flower child" if I can remember. She seemed for real. And I need to ask about where the surname 'Tiburccio' came from, it sounds Italian to me. And yes, I knew about yuri since I first found yaoi. But Yuri is also a less-common Japanese name meaning 'lily'. I love that flower. XD
PostPosted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 2:19 pm


Some of the characters remind me of the ones off Fruitbasket.

Nelia is short for Cornelia.

I'm not Japanese smart so I won't be able to join you guys in pointing out any mistakes.

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Merilwen the Woodelf

PostPosted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 9:38 pm


Well, the Sora and Kotoko stories are different stories.

The Kotoko one is a Fruits Basket fic.

Love and Life is an original one.

I sense self-insertion here... I bet she lives in Campton-mary, U.S.A. if it is a real town/city.

Also, she wrote a Sailor Moon fic! Based off the original Japanese one that I LOOOOOOVED 2 years ago. Yes, I'm 13, guys. And Usagi and Mamoru's child was called ELLA. That's the name of a stupid Irish girl at school.
PostPosted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 6:55 pm


I visited Japan a year ago to study abroad and I can safely say no, very few people speak English. (even in the tourist-y parts)

They'll smile and bow but really have no idea what you're saying.

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Leraje Agares

Demonic Ladykiller

PostPosted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 7:02 pm


Why does this sound like fruits basket? gonk
PostPosted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 3:19 am


Poor Explanations
Why does this sound like fruits basket? gonk


I've pointed it out, it is a Fruits Basket fanfiction. They are TWO DIFFERENT fics.

Merilwen the Woodelf


Vodou von Prettypants

PostPosted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 6:05 am


RENO 911!
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