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PostPosted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 6:27 am


here is the report from Perez:
(I bolded all the important parts)

The C-list actress had some choice words to share about her obsession with Twilight and they are sure to piss off a couple million tweens.

Though no one can deny the numbers are uneven in the Team Edward vs Team Jacob race, with the addition of Taylor Lautner and his sick abs to the Jacob role, the werewolf numbers are on the rise.

But according to Jennifer, you ain't nothing if you don't love Edward Cullen. She was recently quoted saying: “Who’s not Team Edward? There is not a girl in the world who’s not Team Edward! Have you met girls who are not Team Edward? Well, they are not girls! They’re aliens from another planet who should not be allowed to exist.”

Cue us stepping out of the way so the rampage of angry tweens can kick the crap out of her.

But, ladies, before you go and give her a piece of your mind, you should know that she is so desperate and sad, that it might not be worth your time. While many of the Hollywood world is dying to be in the next Twilight movies, only Jennifer is pathetic enough to want to be an extra. That's how far her career has sunk!

“I want a part so bad. Any part’s fine," she says. "I will be the vampire who carries Robert Pattinson’s luggage in the airport, that is the part that I will play if they need it."

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 7:01 am


I was just about to make a post about this!


Jennifer Love Hewitt needs to get abducted by we 'aliens' then.
We should probe her a little, conduct experiments on her, then send her back. Maybe.
No matter how pathetic she may be.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 7:10 am


MistressOfDarkness23
I was just about to make a post about this!


Jennifer Love Hewitt needs to get abducted by we 'aliens' then.
We should probe her a little, conduct experiments on her, then send her back. Maybe.
No matter how pathetic she may be.


I'd like to probe that pretty little thing wink
but she seems crazy now! Is her show Ghost whisperer even on anymore?
PostPosted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 7:15 am


the sweet far thing
MistressOfDarkness23
I was just about to make a post about this!


Jennifer Love Hewitt needs to get abducted by we 'aliens' then.
We should probe her a little, conduct experiments on her, then send her back. Maybe.
No matter how pathetic she may be.


I'd like to probe that pretty little thing wink
but she seems crazy now! Is her show Ghost whisperer even on anymore?

I'm not sure....my sister thinks that there might be another season, but we don't know for sure

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 7:20 am


MistressOfDarkness23
the sweet far thing
MistressOfDarkness23
I was just about to make a post about this!


Jennifer Love Hewitt needs to get abducted by we 'aliens' then.
We should probe her a little, conduct experiments on her, then send her back. Maybe.
No matter how pathetic she may be.


I'd like to probe that pretty little thing wink
but she seems crazy now! Is her show Ghost whisperer even on anymore?

I'm not sure....my sister thinks that there might be another season, but we don't know for sure

that show is exactly the same as medium, just differant networks
PostPosted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 8:08 am


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PostPosted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 8:11 am


the sweet far thing
MistressOfDarkness23
I was just about to make a post about this!


Jennifer Love Hewitt needs to get abducted by we 'aliens' then.
We should probe her a little, conduct experiments on her, then send her back. Maybe.
No matter how pathetic she may be.


I'd like to probe that pretty little thing wink
but she seems crazy now! Is her show Ghost whisperer even on anymore?

I think so. They plot deals with her re-incarnated husband though now. Kinda dull.
PostPosted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 9:21 am


Can we introduce her to 'Team Tyler's Van'? wink

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 9:43 am


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Ok, she's going down.
In Superjail way ;D
PostPosted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 11:24 am


can't real aliens abduct her stupid a** and dump her off in some asteroid field

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 12:04 pm


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the sweet far thing
MistressOfDarkness23
I was just about to make a post about this!


Jennifer Love Hewitt needs to get abducted by we 'aliens' then.
We should probe her a little, conduct experiments on her, then send her back. Maybe.
No matter how pathetic she may be.


I'd like to probe that pretty little thing wink
but she seems crazy now! Is her show Ghost whisperer even on anymore?

I think so. They plot deals with her re-incarnated husband though now. Kinda dull.

That's HER?! My mom watches that show every friday. EVERY friday. It's SO STUPID! I hate it!
PostPosted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 12:46 pm


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Can we introduce her to 'Team Tyler's Van'? wink


We can introdue ANYONE to 'Team Tyler's Van'.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 1:04 pm


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My reaction as well.
PostPosted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 1:15 pm


yeap i thought that was very unrealistic, she isn't what people think she's worse

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 2:30 pm


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Ok, she's going down.
In Superjail way ;D
All Twitards should go to SuperJail.
 
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