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 Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 8:47 pm
I began at 8:00 PM preparing for my quest into the netherregions of the female apparatus... I wasn't exactly sure how to do it because it was my first time; so I decided to come overprepared. I brought all the neccessities and then some: rope, cantine, armor, map, flashlight, and some edible space sushi from NASA... I was ready, I was ready for this..
At 9:30 PM the wasteland which had previously been dry and without precipitation for months beforehand became a monsoon of wetness without warning, this was the legend I was told of by the old masters... this was my chance to enter the hidden temple of the vaginal canal...
9:45 ... time was running out... I finally figured out how to apply my armor but I couldn't find the entrence to the cave... I rushed around quickly poking at every angle of the wetlands but it just kept giving me the face... the monsoon was now arid but it was drying quickly.. the cave would soon seal forever with laughter and gossip.
10:00 PM ... I've done it! I found the cave; but I must proceed with caution for I have heard the many legends associated with the female form... I turn on my flashlight and start to thrust forward slowly... cautiously... prepared for anything... anything but...
10:25 PM Dear God what is that!? It has thousands of teeth and razor-edged tentacles... does this exist or is it a nightmare... it's coming closer... close...
: end transmission of 'The v****a Documentaries' :
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Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 8:48 pm
I LOL WHEN I SAW THIS THE FIRST TIME
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Shakespeares_Sister Vice Captain
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Shakespeares_Sister Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 8:49 pm
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Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 8:49 pm
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Shakespeares_Sister Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 8:50 pm
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Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 8:52 pm
... O_o
It was amusing...but at the same time, not really.
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Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 8:56 pm
Sorry, my eyes can't focus on that text right now. v.v
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Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 8:57 pm
Hugh Japakage ... O_o
It was amusing...but at the same time, not really. I GET INTERTAINED REALLY ISEALLY gonk
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Shakespeares_Sister Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 9:00 pm
I think they made a movie about that.
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Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 9:01 pm
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Shakespeares_Sister Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 9:12 pm
I SAW A SHORT FUNNY FILM ABOUT SPERM LOL
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Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 9:13 pm
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Shakespeares_Sister Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 9:15 pm
YEAH, ITS HILARIOUS, IT STARTS LIKE THEY ARE IN A SHIP AND THEY ARE SKYDIVING OUT BUT IT WAS A FALSE ALARM AND THEY HIT THE WALL LOL.
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Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 9:27 pm
xXMiss_DorkXx YEAH, ITS HILARIOUS, IT STARTS LIKE THEY ARE IN A SHIP AND THEY ARE SKYDIVING OUT BUT IT WAS A FALSE ALARM AND THEY HIT THE WALL LOL. False alarm? Do I wanna know exactly what that means?
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Shakespeares_Sister Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 9:37 pm
CancerSyndrome xXMiss_DorkXx YEAH, ITS HILARIOUS, IT STARTS LIKE THEY ARE IN A SHIP AND THEY ARE SKYDIVING OUT BUT IT WAS A FALSE ALARM AND THEY HIT THE WALL LOL. False alarm? Do I wanna know exactly what that means? IF YOU DONT GET IT THEN, YOURE TOO JOUNG TO KNOW
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