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 Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 1:59 am
Or, well, I think so, anyway.
This might be old news by now, but I've never seen it mentioned in this guild. I came across it one night while procrastinating doing homework and now I've read every one of this man's posts. He is my life now. twisted
... Anywho. Here is a link, check it out for some lulz. The part that I like is the fact he knows nothing about Twilight beforehand... no preconceived notions, nothing. Yet he still sees how much it sucks. I can only hope he'll convert some twitards.
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Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 8:02 pm
Oh man. I hadn't heard of this before, whether it was old news or not, but I am quite hooked <3
I just felt the need to quote this, here.
Bella then stares at Edward’s ocher eyes, and says she’s trying to figure out what he is, exactly. Among her theories: he’s a superhero. Of course, instead of just saying, “I couldn’t decide if he was Bruce Wayne or Peter Parker,” she says, “I had been vacillating during the last month between Bruce Wayne and Peter Parker.” It should be noted that no one has ever used the word “vacillating” when talking to themselves. It sounds like an air-conditioning term, or something Mr. Burns would say.
this Dan guy is really cool. :'D
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Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 10:28 pm
At first, I thought this was just some summary but when I got to this part;
"So far, this seems like the plot of every Sundance award winning film ever made. All that’s missing is a shocking, raw sex scene and a few cancer-related deaths"
I couldn't stop laughing, LOL.
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