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--The Death Ball, Space Above Tellius
7/27/08, 9:65 AM--


Sephiran: Lord Pikachu, this is quite an honor. We did not expect your presence.


Pikachu: You may dispense with the pleasantries, Sephiran. I am here to put you back on schedule.


Sephiran: But milord, we have already captured all of Daein and increasing portions of other lands as we speak. Even Imperial soldiers have fallen into our clutches. Surely your master can catch just a few more workers for us...?


Pikachu: When this Death Ball is finished, not even AIDS will be safe from my master's grasp! Until that day comes, you will work with what you have.


Sephiran: But that's impossible! I need more men.


Pikachu: Care to tell him that when he arrives?


Sephiran: ! ...Ash Ketchum is coming here? HERE?


Pikachu: That is correct, Sephiran, and he is most displeased with Begnion's apparent lack of progress.


Sephiran: M-myself and the senators will redouble our efforts!


Pikachu: *Looks over at the rank and file* ...Maybe retriple them.


Death Ball Peon: lol hey guyz i r protectign my head! *Walks into a wall and falls over*


Sephiran: ...Good idea.


Pikachu: Just bear this in mind: I am aware of the agreement between Begnion and my Master, but my Master is not as forgiving as I am. *Walks away*


Sephiran: (Apostle Sanaki, be safe.) Hey! Get that bucket off your head and get back to work!

Ike: *Slowly takes off the Kamina shades he was wearing* My god... dess. They're already taking over Azeroth and Hogwarts as we speak.


Soren: Wait a second. Something's wrong here... Dumbledore fell to his death by a Pokeball? That's impossible. Snape kills Dumbledore in--


Ike: *Covers his ears* LA LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOUR SPOILERS SOREN LA LA!


Miyamoto: Nothing gets past you, does it, Soren? That is correct.


Micaiah: But then, how do the Pokeballs come in? That can't be unless Ash Ketchum can--


Sho Minamimoto: Travel through zetta time, of course!


Edward: AHHH! BAD MAN! *Cowers under the table*


Miyamoto: Ahh, good. Everyone, meet Sho Minamimoto. He'll give you the details.


Sho: Right, right. Now let's do the math. What do you think happens if Derivativedore gets iterated by Pokeballs?


Rhys: ...Lolwut?


Sho: You zetta morons! Do I have to spell it out for you!? Ash Ketchum can time travel. He went back in time and iterated Dumbledore! HISTORY HAS DERIVED FROM ITS STEADY STATE!


Ike: *Puts back on the Kamina glasses just so he can remove them slowly once more* MY GOD... dess. He's saying that history is unraveling at the seams!


Sho: Thank you, Captain x + 2 =4, solve for x. But yeah, history has now been changed. And today, it's just iterating some guy who was gonna get iterated anyway. It's just some Tauren and an Orc nobody gives a digit about.


Soren: But tomorrow, it could be our ancestors, and then we'd be finished.


Sho: No... you will all then be Pokemon. Zetta duh.


Soren: But, wait. If we all saw Dumbledore get killed by Pokeballs... *Covers Ike's ears so he doesn't shout again* how is it that we remember Snape killing him?


Rhys: I bet it takes time some time before it can correct itself and bring us into a reality where Dumbledore IS killed by Pokeballs... right?


Sho: ...Who killed Dumbledore, again?


Rhys: ...Uhh... hmm. Is that a trick question? The pokeballs did. And then everyone was captured by the seventh book.


Sho: Q.E.D.! History has been rewritten! Those of you who read the books now remember THAT as the real ending when SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE!!


Rhys: Yeah. The ending was terrible. I mean, how anticlimactic is that? "Now, Harry, prepare to--" and Voldemort--VOLDEMORT--gets captured, and the series ends.


Miyamoto: There's no time to waste. If we are to stop Ash Ketchum, we must combat time with time. I have a task to ask of you all...

(Okay, so it's come to my attention that I've left this hanging for about six months. Methinks come this weekend, that will change.

That is all.)

EDIT: Actually, you know something?

It's not that I don't have the time.

It's just... I just don't care.

There was a time when I did, but I left it sitting for six months, and now it's just beating a dead horse. So yeah, this will be the Lost Episode that never quite made its way to theaters. Adieu!