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zfatal
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Toothsome Fairy

PostPosted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 5:16 pm


I'm a freaky prep with a hot girlfriend who banged a pickle because I'm sexy as hell.
PostPosted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 5:18 pm


How the game works:


I stole it just now from a guild. Ha ha, twisted


First, add "I'm a/an"

What color/kind of socks are you wearing?

Red = loud
Green = stupid
None = freaky
Fuzzy = gorgeous
Yellow = innocent
Purple = a little too happy
Black = emo
Stripes = funny
Gray = skanky
Pink = preppy
Light blue = sweaty
Other = hot
White = sexy

What kind of pants are you wearing?

Shorts = cutie
Skirt/skort = skank
Corduroy = homosexual
Tight jeans = emo
Ripped jeans = gangster
Cameo = cage fighter
Jeans = prep
Pajamas = pimp
Cargo = clown
Sweats = athlete
Boxers = brat
Booty shorts = female
Capris = scene kid
Nothing = hoe
Dickies = weirdo
Bikini bottoms = tiki girl
Other = sex addict

What is your natural hair color?

Auburn = that every one wants to make out with
Blonde = with a broken heart
Black = with a sexy smile
Dark brown = with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend
Red = that likes to have fun
Brown = who loves to be different
Dirty blonde= with sexy eyes
Bald = with herpes
Other = with a nice a**

Pick the month you were born on:

1 = who ate
2 = who needed
3 = who killed
4 = who shot
5 = who killed
6 = who slept with
7 = who banged
8 = who ran shirtless with
9 = who got stabbed horribly by
10 = who cuddled with
11 = who smoked with
12 = who ran naked with

Pick the day you were born on:

01 = the kool-aid man
02 = a dog
03 = a shoe
04 = a toothbrush
05 = Santa Claus
06 = The Trojan man
07 = two horny bi girls
08 = a prostitute
09 = a porn star
10 = a bag of weed
11 = a condom
12 = a glass of milk
13 = a horse
14 = a lesbian
15 = a stripper
16 = a pickle
17 = a jew
18 = a homo
19 = an orange
20 = a d***o
21 = a homeless guy
22 = a whore
23 = my crush
24 = an easter egg
25 = a jar of honey
26 = a lover
27 = a bowl of cereal
28 = a french fry
29 = your dealer
30 = Paris Hilton
31 = your grandma

Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing

White = because I love marijuana
Black = because im sexy as hell
Pink = Because the lil people told me to
Blue = because I have AMAZING boobs
Red = because I'm a pimp and your jealous
Polka Dots = because I hate my life
Purple = because I'm gay
Gray = because I got dared
Other = because that's how I roll
Green = because I'm good in bed
Orange = because I smoke crack
Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown = because I had to
Shirtless = because I've got abs
Aqua = 'cause the 306CBZ kick cuntwh



Post yours!

zfatal
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 5:28 pm


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Okay, lessee here...

"I'm a sexy athlete with sexy eyes who killed a shoe because I'm sexy as hell."


Jeez, that's a lot 'o sexy. xd LOL
PostPosted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 5:42 pm


What about the shoe? Not sexy? :0

zfatal
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 5:47 pm


Nope. And that's why I killed it. cool
PostPosted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 7:42 pm


Hm, I have deduced, that I am:

"A freaky cutie with a broken heart [TEAR TEAR D;] Who ran shirtless with a condom because I have abs."

The last part because I was changing.
Nobody get any ideas. gonk

Breadfishe
Crew


Forest of Rhetoric

PostPosted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 7:50 pm


I'm a freaky cutie with a broken heart who banged a homeless guy because I have AMAZING boobs!
PostPosted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 7:53 pm


Can I just impress the word "AMAZING"?

UH MAY ZING.

Forest of Rhetoric


zfatal
Captain

Toothsome Fairy

PostPosted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 7:55 pm


rofl

Absolutely lovely. I mean, amazing. XD I've got to send a link to this page to people....
PostPosted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 8:13 pm


I'm a freaky hoe who loves to be different who banged a whore because I've got abs.


... emo

The Amazing Flying Circus
Crew

Eloquent Elocutionist


Kayenism
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 8:18 pm


I'm a sexy clown that likes to have fun who cuddled with a lover because I'm good in bed.

DAT'S... WHUT AH'M TALKIN' ABOUT. cool
PostPosted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 9:27 pm


I'm a sexy skank who loves to be different who slept with a condom because that's how I roll.

My shirt is a weird pattern. Also that sentence makes no sense, and yet I still love it.

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The Amazing Flying Circus
Crew

Eloquent Elocutionist

PostPosted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 9:41 pm


Kaye - Yours Truly
I'm a sexy clown that likes to have fun who cuddled with a lover because I'm good in bed.

DAT'S... WHUT AH'M TALKIN' ABOUT. cool


((Hey; that's pretty accurate! xd ))
PostPosted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 9:43 pm


zfatal
I'm a freaky prep with a hot girlfriend who banged a pickle because I'm sexy as hell.


Truth, brotha. Say it loud, say it proud! 8D

*ahem*

NAO MY TURN.

"I'm a freaky scene kid with a broken heart who needed a porn star because I got dared."

... Wtf.


P.s. Garrett, I know you're gonna be like "Wtfno." But don't change it. xD

sosalty

Bloblike Blob


zfatal
Captain

Toothsome Fairy

PostPosted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 10:14 pm


... yeah. That's what she said. 8D
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