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 Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 10:57 pm
Alright! Time to reverse time and rewrite history our way. Anything goes as long as you oblage to the rules of Gaia. Start with the creation of the universe or maybe its called something else~. Who knows? You of course. You are writing history.
And there is a little shounen-ai and Eve bashing...
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Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 11:10 pm
'Yah-oh-eh~ Yah-oh-eh~ Sing it with me! Yah-oh-eh~'
The world was created by one song.
'YAH ohhhh ehh~~'
The song was called...uhhhh...What's the song called?
"Yah-oh-eh," somebody whispered.
Oh yeah. *ahem* The Song was called Yah-oh-eh. And the first thing that was created...was the fangirl *dun dun dun*
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Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 11:13 pm
God created the Heaven and the Earth.
That is to say, he created Fangirls and their Obsessions.
These Fangirls needed somewhere for their Obsessions to shine,
and thusly, the Wall was born.
Soon after, the Obsessions migrated from the Wall to the Floor, and from the Floor to the Door, and, excited by their enthusiasm, God (The Song) created Beds.
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Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 11:15 pm
Then, there were boys. part of the fangirls obsessions, as long as two of them used a bed together. Thus Yaoi was born.
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Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 11:28 pm
From Yaoi came Salvation, and from Salvation, Life was born.
The first being was Keith. Keith was gay, though thats meant nothing yet.
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Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 11:35 pm
Then came two more. Adam and Eve. They lived in a garden filled with lushious greens called Nede.
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Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 11:38 pm
God declared to the Garden,
:You are Mine. This Garden and all beings within it are Mine, and shall Obey Me. I give this Garden to you, my Children, so that you may be happy. This entire Garden of Nede is yours, but for one tree at the center of the Garden. This Tree and the Fruit of this Tree is mine, and you are Forbidden to take from it.:
And Adam and Eve Obeyed.
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Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 11:56 pm
In this garden there was an evil snake named Koh. He was a sly slithering beast of a creature.
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Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 12:02 am
Koh was actually quite smooth and silky, in word and in deed. He came slithering down the lowest branch of the Tree of Knowledge, the Forbidden Tree, and spoke out. "Hello, Children of Nede. Can you hear me? Are you not hungry?"
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Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 12:05 am
Keith shook his head and walked away. God had said that they were not allowed to eat from that tree and Keith was no idiot.
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Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 12:12 am
God witnessed this, and He was pleased. He rewarded Keith with the ability to guide others, a power of leadership.
Eve, on the other hand, was curious, an ability that would infuriate men for centuries. Eve took an apple from the tree while God was preoccupied rewarding Keith. She hid it and ran to the waterfall where Adam showered.
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Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 12:15 am
Eve offered Adam the apple.
He too, refused the apple.
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Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 12:18 am
Eve, pissed at being scorned, then said, "Fine! I shall have this apple for my own, and you as well!" She took a bite and attempted to kiss Adam, to force feed him the forbidden fruit.
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Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 12:27 am
Adam b***h slapped the whore.
Koh made a hissing laughter. "You are a fool Eve. That was not the Forbidden fruit. The forbidden fruit is a banana tree."
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Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 12:34 am
Keith, who had wandered nearby, heard the resounding slap. He called out, hysteria caused by lack of food tinging his voice with laughter, "Hello! Strangers, Children of God. May I join you with this gift God has gave me?"
Keith raised a curved, provocative item in the air, waving with it.
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