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IGN: gluttonyXD
Job: Page
(in other words uber solo monster behind kicking madness)
World: Windia

this is my first time playing lol if i get anything wrong remeber this is a noobs journal

July23
Grinded down thousands of sand rats yet they keep on spawning apparently im a bad exterminator........

And was a disappointed when i finished these 2 alchemist quests and got to wear these two capes but sadly i cant wear them til im lv 35!!!! so i go get my self lost ( in desperation) in the desert and finally found a good place to down monsters so i begin grinding and sure enough the sand rats swarm like every other monster in this desert but just with new found fierocity well funny part is they can only do 1-3 on me so i grind down thousands no seriously i killed over 2000 of them and finally reach level 33 and well i get bored and i find my self with so many lidium ores that im confused just what to do with them when poof comes some lv fifty askin if i had lidium ores and well im a generous guy even when at the moment i give 8 to her for free well woop dee doo she suddenly drops 35k on the floor for me boy was i happy cause at the moment i was broke from lets just say exploring different continents and not paying attention to the cost of the ride is simply ridiculous well i continue to grind them down and even more lidium ore shows up which is ridiculous cause in the past it took me forever to find even one so i give her four more and like the generous high lv that she is she gives me 50k which i find funny cause she paid more for 4 then the 8 i previously gave her and yet so happy that i wanted to wet myself (actually i had to go take a leak) well we became friends and whooped de doo i went into some portal and fought a bunch of dark sand dwarfs for like 30 minutes and get a monster card that gives me a boost in the amount of loot i get for the next like 30 minutes?!?!?! so i go back to the sand rats and start pawning those weaklings looting from them and realized that they were more moles than rats....... except wtf is that little thing on there head??? well i grind them down like there was no tomorrow and somehow got 2 thats right two sand rat monster cards in ten minutes probably because of dark sand dwarfs boost thingie which brings the grand total types of monster cards in my book to 12!!!!!! i was pretty happy but sort of pissed that i have to have 5 cards of one monster to know all about it which is riduculous i had to kill like over two thousand of those hairy freaks just to get two cards wtf?!?!?!?! and that's thanks to those retarded cain wagging dark sand dwarfs which is again ridiculous............ well thats hopefully all im doing today will keep everyone posted on my a** kickin monster mashing uber sexiness some other time and i am still undisputed king of the mountain..... DESERT i mean..... (well when im not dying i am
crying
this is a reenactment of all that time grinding monsters.........

July24
Well today was suppose to be a blow out i planned on going back to victoria for some exploring and well i ended up doin quest such as gunnig down 300 rock masks and 200 wooden mask witch proved to be quite annoyin however fiindin enough stone masks was a pain the the butt. well then i head to lubrium and out of no were i made 1.4mil which i was very happy about had no idea that lidium was such a sot for ore i didn/'t even name the price right away this lv 100plus chick offered to buy 1 for 50k each xd i don't know if thats good but for 28 i think it was worth it.... well i ended up using like almost 500k buying new armor and weapons lol thats irony..... well it was well worth it the damage and major def. boost was able to help me go pwn desert giants without so much as a worry cause all you need to be a successful Monster-bashing Behind-kicking monster is a your fist and and iron will not to mention good armor and those monsters will go wetting themselves at the near sight of you even the strongest monsters in the desert are no match for my unholy lv 37 manliness blaugh and if that doesn't work get muy angry anger is the key scream
SO RESPECT THE POUCH RESPECT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!