lemonheadzrock13
Let me join your guild!!! Wait...you want a reason?! Jeez...people these days...! Fine, I will give you SEVERAL reasons, then! Whahaha!!! 1.Because I said so. That's always a valid reason. 2.We won't perish! I HAVE PUDDING!!! 3.Llamas COULD walk on the moon. If they felt like it. 4.OH NO! How will Qrrbrbirlbel survive?! 5.It's....GARBLEDONIEDTALKIEWALKIEWHODA-THUNKIT FUN TIME!!! 6.Mm?Wha? 7.I wanna live in a hole that has SOMEHOW MAGICALLY caught on fire in the Saraha Desert... 8.Mr. Fwuggles and Mr. Puffikins...WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!! Or, at least, someplace. 9.I can count to ten. 10.See?! I did it. All by myself, too. 11.I will someday fly on a flying carpet that has illegial imported foreign yogurt on it.I like La Yogurt... 12.I'm not stopping until I get to TWENTY!!! 13.TRISKADEKAPHOBIA! Thirteen! 14.Two plus two...isn't five... 15.If I had EVIL pirate minions (of doom and despair) I would give them some coupons right now... 16.Cheese... 17.pneumono...ultra...microscopic...silico...volcano.....coniosis 18.Why am I doing this... 19.Whatever. I don't even care anymore. 20.Don't worry! I not only have pudding...but...I have...MAGICAL fairy dust from the MAGICAL fairy dolphin!!!!! See?! Great reasons, yup. And, if you don't accept me, I will find a random carrier pidgeon to viciously attack your garden gnomes in your yard with abnormally long, sharp, pointy, mechanical PENCILS!!!! So, let me join! Do it for the garden gnomes: they have feelings, too!!! Whatever those may be...
