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 Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 11:05 am
Here it goes.....
When Farrah Fosset died, her last wish was to keep the children safe.
Soon later Micheal Jackson died
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Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 11:06 am
hahahahahahahahahaohmygoshhahahahahahahahahahahahahah *dies laughing*
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Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 11:07 am
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Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 11:11 am
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Captain Deflecto Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 11:13 am
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Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 11:26 am
millianth mile Here it goes..... When Farrah Fosset died, her last wish was to keep the children safe. Soon later Micheal Jackson died I solemnly swear I am up to no good.
Not. Funny.
neutral
Whatever, enjoy your laughs.
Mischief managed.
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Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 3:51 pm
I heard that when Michael Jackson died, they melted his plastic a** down so the kids could play with him for once.
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Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 4:43 pm
Imitation Stradivarius I heard that when Michael Jackson died, they melted his plastic a** down so the kids could play with him for once. Turned him into LEGOs.
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Captain Deflecto Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 10:12 pm
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Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 2:58 pm
Ahaha, that's harsh. Funny, yes, but harsh nonetheless XD
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Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 12:03 am
Q; How do you get a 100 babies into a bucket?
A: A blender
Q: How do you get them out?
A: Chips
Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed?
A: One if you throw it hard enough
Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari?
A: The Ferrari's not in my garage
Q: Why did the woman cross the road?
A: Where'd she get the shoes and why is she out of the kitchen?!
Q: What do you do if your dishwasher breaks?
A: Hit her.
Q: What do you do if your lawnmower breaks?
A: Call Immigration
Wanna hear a joke?
Women's rights!
mrgreen biggrin mrgreen biggrin rofl dramallama rofl dramallama
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Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 1:39 am
I've heard those so many times XD
Hahahahaha
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Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 11:53 pm
Imitation Stradivarius Q; How do you get a 100 babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q: How do you get them out? A: Chips Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: One if you throw it hard enough Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? A: The Ferrari's not in my garage Q: Why did the woman cross the road? A: Where'd she get the shoes and why is she out of the kitchen?! Q: What do you do if your dishwasher breaks? A: Hit her. Q: What do you do if your lawnmower breaks? A: Call Immigration Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights! mrgreen biggrin mrgreen biggrin rofl dramallama rofl dramallama wat the hell? somethings wrong with u if u take that seriously. i hope u dont cuz thats just rong if u think womens rights is a joke
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Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 4:31 pm
Well they are. If we truly have as many rights as men, then we'd get paid the same instead of making a whole dollar less than them on average.
I say it's a joke if we don't have full equality.
Boys suck anyways. They have penises.
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Posted: Sun Dec 19, 2010 2:02 pm
Okay, these are offensive... but I couldn't help but laugh... I know, I'm going to hell heck if I don't change my ways...
Q: Have you ever had ethopian food?
A: Neither have they.
Q: How did the police know Princess Diana had dandruff?
A: They found her head and shoulders in the dashboard.
Q: Why did Princess Diana cross the street?
A: Because she wasn't wearing her seatbelt.
I have more, but I figure I'm already going to be stoned to death, so... there you go. xD
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