|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 7:18 pm
Who: Lucifer and Noel
Where: The Lake
When: Afternoon some time?
Mmmm, afternoon. Nothing special about today, it just was. Noel didn't really care though as he made his way down to the lake. The brit mod seemed all to fond of the lake. Something about the atmosphere just was so calming and soothing and possibly maybe one day he'd walk in on some skinny dipping hot babes. Really, just so relaxing with a possibility of hot naked babes.
His train of thought of the hot skinny dipping babes was cut short when he caught sound of something horrible. Was that a screech ? Or a scream?
There was no time to waste. The brit mod was in sprinting motion. Curiosity killed the cat? Or possibly the brit mod who was now sprinting a little off the beaten path to some unknown scream.
Bless the poor blokes heart, he really reacted before thinking. A good trait? You decide.
|
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 7:31 pm
 "Hold still will ya."
Lucifer was kneeling at a fallen tree branch, trying to do...something, something hopefully no one would ever see. Wait a minute, was that a fuzzy critter caught under that branch, was Lucifer being....NICE?
No, no he was not, DON'T EVEN THINK IT!
"OW! Hey! You bite me again and I'll leave you here!"
The tall audio growled, glaring at the small creature. A brown, very fuzzy creature, a little beaver? Probably separated from its parents, wandering off like an idiot and getting into trouble, hmph!
Well at least it had stopped trying to bite him, long enough for him to free the creature from the tangled branch and pick it up. Heh, better get it back to the lake I guess. God he hoped no one saw this...
"You better not tell anyone about this..."
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 7:41 pm
Noel stayed frozen in the shade of a tree as he watched a shark camper help a little fuzzy beaver out from under a fallen branch. Oh. My. Word. Who was this fine fellow with the heart of solid gold helping a friendly critter of the woods out? Jesus?
No, Jesus was dead or something right? Yeah probably. Noel had tried to read the bible once and put it down... It was so boring and lacking of the sexy times.
Nah, he seen this camper before.. Some where? Burning his pancakes? Was this the same guy? Finally Noel couldn't take it anymore he stepped forth from his shady hiding place into the light over head.
"Wow," He smiled at the camper his charming smile. Little did most people know that no brain power went behind that smile, "Hey , you just helped save that little beaver?" His voice was laced with excitement. "Thats gotta be the kindest thing I've ever seen."
That smile did not fade, in fact it grew from ear to ear. Noel was taken by this camper.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 7:54 pm
Lucifer froze in his steps, ears laying back, his eyes narrowed. Great, just what he didn't want, he'd be seen. He was a b*****d damn it, the terror of all creatures near and far! And yet here he was, holding a little beaver in his paws, having rescued it from a tree branch and fully intending to return it to the lake....AND HE HAD BEEN SEEN!! ARGGG!!
"Yeah, I guess."
Can't stop now, he had to get the beaver back to the water, and before it decided to start trying to chew his paws off (WHAT?! HE LIKED LITTLE ANIMALS OKAY!!). Hmph.
"It's not a big deal, really."
A twitch of his tail, Lucifer walked on, toward the lake. A brow raised, as he shot a glance at the other camper. What was with him anyways, you'd think he never saw some help a forest critter before.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 8:03 pm
Noel followed after Lucifer, but not to close. The brits arms were wrapped behind his head as he walked with that charming (dim witted) grin of his. Noel had never really been around little animals before .. or the woods. He was a straight up city boy for the most part. The closest he'd seen to some one saving a baby animal had been on tv.
This marvelous camper before him had to be related to Jesus in some form or fashion. Just had to be.
"It is a big deal! You risked so much saving that poor little beaver. What if the wolves were using it to lure you out and it was just a set up? " Oh god the theories. The damn crack pot theories that had no thought behind them. "Seriously, its a known fact that wolves some times use little critters to lure out the savior. The wolf is Jesus's greatest enemy. Next to wild cats and bears."
The expression on Noels face was quite serious as he spite out his not thought out theories. God... someone save this boy from him self..
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 8:17 pm
"It's--"
Wait, WHAT?! Lucifer stopped dead in his tracks, reeling around to gaze at the other camper. Did he just say--oh god, HAD HE JUST BEEN COMPARED TO JESUS?! DO NOT WANT!!
"What...are you talking about?"
Facepaw... Or he would have facepawed if his paws had not been full of one little beaver who was growing less and less patient by the moment. OW! Beaver, water, now. Look, you hold still or I'll THROW you to the lake. (Well, not really, but he was rather attached to his paws and did not wish to lose one).
A heavy sigh, Lucifer shook his head before turning around again, continuing his path toward the lake. Someone had been smoking something...or eaten something...
"Almost there."
Yes, he was talking to the beaver, hmph.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 8:26 pm
Noel's arms unfolded from behind his arms and his face blanked for a moment. What WAS he talking about. The beaver gave a smile and shrugged. Not really sure him self or what he had just said.
Then he noticed the paws, was the beaver biting this strange new red headed saviors paws? And the red headed savior was just letting it happen. A tear welled up in Noels eye duct. What a great guy. Sniff.
The water was nearing, he could already hear the brilliant melody of the calm of water. A fitting near end for an epic quest. Noel sniffled alittle again wiping away a tear. It was so beautiful.
"You really are a hero mate... " He tilted his head and smiled at the red headed savior.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 8:39 pm
Lucifer did his best to ignore the audio that was following him, or at least to look like he was. WTF man, why did he attract the weirdos? Jesus, hero, good god this kid was...well, he didn't know what he was, but he was not sane that's for sure.
"Not really."
The lake, finally, and look, there were other beavers, perfect. See, little beaver, I was just bringing you home, OW! Okay okay!
Stepping to the water's edge, Lucifer knelt, lowering his paws so the little beaver could swim off to rejoin his family, or his friends, or whatever.
"There you go, little guy, stay away from falling trees okay."
He looked down at his paws, owww, he'd been bitten several times, damn that stung. Oh well, it was worth it--WAIT A MINUTE! He was still being watched, ARGGG!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 8:53 pm
Indeed , Lucifer was still being watched by his new biggest fan. The wide shiney eyed Noel was just staring at his new found red headed savior who helped out a beaver in the woods. Best reason ever to be a savior.. ever. Course this was Noel... and who really knew what went on in that beautiful empty head of his.
Noel took one step forward, his mouth still agape in the awesomeness he had just seen. Seriously.. this guy was the greatest guy to have walked the planet next to Gary Numan.
"Umm.. " He cleared his throat some breaking the brief silence, "My names Noel... " His tone was dreamy like some tone you'd see a star struck person meeting their favorite celebrity might use. " Whats your name?... "
His words melted and folded over each other in an eerie dreamy accented fashion. It wasn't meant to sound so hopelessly entranced. For once, Noel actually realized something. He was acting like some kind of a fan. So quickly the mod straightened his posture and image. In the blink of an eye he was Noel Johnny Noir, model, and so not awkward, mindless fan zombie. Okay he may have still been mindless but at least he didn't look like some zombified fan. Noel couldn't act so hopeless in front of Jesus!
"That was really cool of you.." He crossed his arms. Mmmm, yes this is how men talk. Yeah. Right....
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 9:20 pm
Still crouched at the water's edge, Lucifer's eyes narrowed. Grrrr...he hated water, so then why had he come here? To help the beaver of course, heh, for a guy who hated water so much he seemed to like animals that enjoyed it. Laz3r the shark, now the little beaver, what next, fish? Okay -that- was so never going to happen.
He gazed at the water a moment, watching the beaver swim away, debating dipping his paws in that water to wash off some of the dirt and blood (HEY! He'd been bitten damn it!). A moment's dunk in the water (god it was cold!), and Lucifer had stood to his feet again, shaking the water from his paws. Grrr...water, he hated water.
And again he had frozen in his movements, a brow raised at the other audio. Okay, seriously, did he hit his head or something? Or maybe it was Lucifer who had hit -his- head, this kid could not be for real could he?
"Lucifer."
Quickly he had shoved his paws in his pockets. Nope, nothing to see here, not at all, Lucifer the pyromaniac was not being nice, NOT NICE! Arggg...he was going to have to blow up the toilets after this or something.
"I'd rather you not make a big deal out of it."
Or ever mention it again...ever. Sigh, he supposed it would be frowned on if he tried to feed Noel to the sharks.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 7:35 pm
Big deal about the single greatest deed Noel had ever seen? Nah, course Noel could keep quiet. Could he? The mod scratched his head as he tried to figure out why ... wait ... Lucifer? Noel blinked for a moment. Wasn't that an angelic name? Fitting for such an angel.
"Eeh? You mean you don't want people to know? How noble. " Noel was still smiling like a twit. "Your secrets safe with me Lucifer." He nodded and crossed his heart with his fingers, "Promise and cross my heart."
But seriously... how noble to not want others to know of such a great deed. THE GREATEST deed. 'Scuse me. Now the brit had a zillion questions to ask this earthly angel but he figured he may annoy Lucifer by asking. For once he swallowed his idiotic questions and just stood there looking pretty.
Still, his eyes were big and wide with wonder. Focused all on Lucifer the new found angel.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 6:45 am
"Noble, yeah."
Lucifer rolled his eyes, turning to walk the path back to camp. Yeah, noble, that was totally it. It definitely wasn't because he really was not a nice person (he just didn't want to see an innocent furry little critter hurt okay!). He was evil and cruel, obsessed with fire and explosions, he was.NOT.NICE. And he definitely was not whatever Noel thought he was.
But oh, noooo...it was too late now. Saved one little beaver and now he was suddenly the second coming of...something...to his new fan boy. Oh and better yet, the whole thing had probably be caught on camera...greaaaaaaat...
Well, he supposed it wasn't -all- bad. It did throw suspicion off him (ironic that no one knew who was really responsible for his past deeds), and it only stood to strenthen his cover with a certain wannabe rockstar. Yes, perhaps he could use this too his advantage.
Smirk--
A glance over his shoulder, sigh, fanboys, Laz3r would never look at him the same again.
"I'm going back for lunch, you can follow if you want."
...did he really just say that?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 8:37 pm
The invitation to go have lunch with Lucifer almost earned a girly squeal out of Noel... almost. Lucky for Noel he was well practiced in looking cool even when your fan boy thoughts got in the way. He survived being in the same room with Johnny Depp once and even got out with out asking for his autograph. The boy was practiced, yeah.
Still his head almost exploded when Lucifer invited him to have lunch with him. He was so awesome. Yeah man. Lucifer was cool. But Noel had an image to keep too. Couldn't act to much like a fan boy. Don't want to be drooling all over the angelic one. Nope. Savior of little beavers would probably not want to hang out with him if he was drooling all over him.
"Really?" He tried to contain the excitement in his voice, "I-I'd love to. " The fact that Lucifer wanted to spend time with him was just so cool... This containing ones self was hard though. Far harder then it should have been.
"Lets just hope that todays food is actually.. you know eatable.... I really fear for my life some times going in to eat one of chefs meals... " The mod skipped over next to Lucifer... okay skipping wasn't cool but hey ~ Were talking about the savior of little critters here. Super cool kay thanks.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 8:10 am
A brow raised, and inaudible groan. Oh god, what had he done. There was no escape now was there, ever. Lunch today, oh how harmless it may have seen, and yet oh the sinking suspicion he had that Noel would now be following him -everywhere-. Next thing he knew, Noel would be clinging to his tail and following him to the bathroom.
Well, at least the little fanboy hadn't suggested something really crazy, like he somehow miraculously make the food edible, water into wine or something like that. Or at least he had spoken it, at this point, Lucifer would not have been surprised if Noel had had such a thought. The mere thought of that made the pyromaniac want to bang his head against a tree.
"It's edible enough."
Hey, at least it didn't have sharks swimming around in it or something...oh wait, heh heh.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 1:37 pm
Noel probably was going to stick around Lucifer... a lot more after seeing such a kind act preformed by his new hero. May I add -super cool- hero at that. Oh yes this was the beginning of some messed up 'friend'ship.
"Mmmm..." Noel hummed , " I dunno .... I think some of his cooking might make better for wall putty then actually eating..." Though this was coming from some one who was used to high class dining and freaked out if there was dirt under his nails. Yeahhhhh... Noel was a princess of a guy. "Maybe we can see if it bounces as well as it burns eh?" An attempt at a joke. An awkward really bad joke but hey he tried.
The mod had a bit of a pop in his step as he followed along side his new savior of a companion. This was the start of something new and probably horrifying. But did Noel have a clue about the camper standing next to him? Nope, just the other way around. Lucifer was Jesus. What being Jesus meant to Noel... who the hell knew since he never actually went to church or really read the bible. Oh god save us all.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Reply
