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 Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 3:27 pm
I have read the whole Twilight saga and I am ashamed to say I once LOVED it! But, I finally got bored and reread Breaking Dawn again. After I was finished, I was thinking, 'What a load of crap. They do it, Bella blacks out, she gets preggy, and the Voltori go to fricking kill the kid? WHAT A GREAT STORY.' Eclispe, is a the ONLY good book in the whole seris. Twilight was crap, New Moon was a pile of *beep*, and Breaking Dawn made no sense whatsoever.
Meyer said she made this book based on a dream. Well, if I wrote a book for every good dream I've had, I would have tons (And my dreams are all basically sex related XD).
BD would have been if there was an actual fight, but, the only thing they do is TALK. WHILE BELLA PROTECTS DEM ALL WIT HER MAGIC SHEILD OF RAINBOWS, SPARLKES, AND UNICORNS. Isn't that just a GREAT fight?
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 3:50 pm
Eclipse isn't good...
Basically it's
Jacob: I love you Bella! Dump Edward and love me!
Edward: Bella I love you! I just want you to be happy, SO DON'T TALK TO JACOB!
Bella: Oh no! Two hot guys love me! Woe is me! Oh, and Edward? HAVE SEX WITH ME!!!!
Edward: I want to, but I bizarrely developed a conscience and want to get married first...Will you marry me?
Bella: I really don't want to, but I want to have sex with you, so Kay
Jacob: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Runs away*
Great Story!
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 3:59 pm
Hm..good point there, Twilight_is_crap. (Nice Ed pic, btw, XD)
I just liked the fight,though I wish there was more to the fight then Bella hearing screaming and howling. >:
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 6:12 pm
Twilight_is_crap07 Eclipse isn't good... Basically it's Jacob: I love you Bella! Dump Edward and love me! Edward: Bella I love you! I just want you to be happy, SO DON'T TALK TO JACOB! Bella: Oh no! Two hot guys love me! Woe is me! Oh, and Edward? HAVE SEX WITH ME!!!! Edward: I want to, but I bizarrely developed a conscience and want to get married first...Will you marry me? Bella: I really don't want to, but I want to have sex with you, so Kay Jacob: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Runs away* Great Story! That is EXACTLY what happened in the book. Oh god, I love you now. xD
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