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 Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 7:33 pm
So, we all have those moments in the middle of practice. Everyone is silently taking, then someone says something ramdom and... just plain awkward.
I have a few to share.
We were practicing sabre and one of the girls snuck up behind another girl and stuck her sabre up her butt. The guard coach says, loudly, "No anul probing!"
We were talking at break one time about tampons, and one girl says she uses OB tampons. Another asks how since they don't have applicators. She says, "I just stick my finger up in there." O.o??
Two girls had to pee real bad, then they came back after running to the restroom, says something to the coach, and she says back, "Kayla, I told you not to pee on the floor." It got reallll quiet.
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Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 7:39 pm
Sometimes in marching band, my director forgets he has a microphone on. So when he mutters something to himself, EVERYONE hears it.
I can't remember any direct examples, but...it's certainly weird. o_o
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Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 8:43 pm
My director has this weird joke he always says. It is What are the three most famous composers doing? Decomposing. When he says that the whole room goes quiet.
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 8:54 am
Haha we had a sax player who went to the bathroom in the middle of class, so when we stopped playing we heard him singing in the bathroom. When he walked out, we all started clapping for him. 4laugh
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 9:05 am
ours would be when we were Marching then alot of the Tubas are smokers and when we finished one of my friends says out loud so what you want to go smoke but for him being dumb now we have drug test all the time
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 5:49 pm
Our section leader was out sick and we had the person under her running our sectional. She was having some trouble getting in control of the group, so we were just all chatting and making racket. It got too loud and the person running the sectional yelled out, "Alright everyone. Silent laghture.) Matt raised one hand and signed the letter l o l. That erupted into mre laghture. Not too awkward, but it was funny.
That and when our band director feels inclined to have a sex talk with us. Very uncomfortable. A fifty nine year old man giving you a lecture on PDA. I still love 'im though.
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 5:58 pm
hmm..lets see.
While our BD was explaining the music on front of us. we heard the train's whistle. Suddenly the whole band hall became quite. After the train passed our BD played a C# on the keyboard to break the silence and a sax player stood up. BD: Robbie, why are you standing up? Robbie: Idk..*becomes red* I think i will sit back down. BD: Good idea. everyone starts to laugh.
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Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 5:25 pm
ok..so out senior durm major was talking to my section(percussion) about keeping beat while in place on the feild. our instrucor comes up and says, "Well just hump your drum, chase and carley i know you have alot of pratice with eachother." chase and i are just friends and he came up to me while i was napping on the floor and he jumped on my back and humped my back. the instructor walked in......weird day
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Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 10:17 pm
There's this thing called Solo and Ensemble, where you practice some music outside of class and then go to a school where a judge judges your playing. Our BD was letting the people participating practice in his office during class. My friends and I were playing a piece together, so we were practicing during class. We hadn't practiced much, so whenever the band stopped playing, they could hear our horrible playing...it was all silent. Then everyone laughed becuase we would start laughing while playing.
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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 1:29 pm
Oh, I have had a few of those... Ugh, and I always end up being on the BAD side of awkward moments. so i'm the only trombone girl and the other guys LOVE to mess with me! anyways, i came into the storage room last, and i couldnt find my trombone case at all. i go to my band director to ask him about it, and he was picking his armpit hair out... i think. when he heard me come in, he fell off his chair backwards and all i could say was, "Um, I'll ask you later, sir." I ran out of the room onto the stage and found my trombone dangling from one of the props for some play at my school... =.= i don't know what's wosre. my trombone dangling from a door with a clown painted on it and the trombone looked like its nose, or my band director picking his armpit....
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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 11:25 pm
You know those moments when everyone is talking, then everyone goes silent just in time to hear something weird?
Well, it happened to us.
Everything was going smoothly in the Band Room, then there's one of those quiet moments and we hear someone shout "I want to bang you like an Animal!" 0_o
The yell, of course, originated from the drum section.
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Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 4:09 am
One of my friends was messing around on the drumset, using my drum sticks. she wasn't holding them right so I walked over to her and said "Let me show you how to use my sticks." Lot of staring and a whole lot of whispering. >>
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Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 6:51 am
Ha ha, the "Tromboner" conversation.
We were swimming at band camp and my friend came up with a bubble in his shorts. He plays trombone, so we started joking about his tromboner.
Me: "Uh oh, I spy a tromboner."
Him: "Yeah, I've got a tromboner for you!"
Next Kid: "Nuh uh, he's got a tromboner for me." *humps his leg a little*
We completely forgot that one of the band parents was the lifeguard.
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Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 7:14 am
Siffel Ha ha, the "Tromboner" conversation. We were swimming at band camp and my friend came up with a bubble in his shorts. He plays trombone, so we started joking about his tromboner. Me: "Uh oh, I spy a tromboner." Him: "Yeah, I've got a tromboner for you!" Next Kid: "Nuh uh, he's got a tromboner for me." *humps his leg a little* We completely forgot that one of the band parents was the lifeguard. oh that must've been awkward...lol
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Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 5:42 pm
Hahaha. Today at band camp my friend, Megan, saw me pull up my shirt a little bit because it was too low and you could see some of my bra. She came up and said, "Your bosom is so pale. It's a good thing you pulled your shirt up. You have a really bad sunburn just above your boobies. You could get skin cancer and then have to show off your boobies to doctors and everyone else." She said a lot of other things about it but I can't even remember half of it. It was pretty awkward because all of the other clarinets (there's about 30 or so) stopped and listened in on our conversation. Everyone was speechless.
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