Welcome to Gaia! ::

Yes you there at the computer desk! Eating Chips! Telling me to shut up! How would you like to solve all your problems? Well you can! All you need is ROCKS!!!!!!


Now you might be wondering how a stone can help you well I have a few words for you!

NOT STONES! ROCKS!



Need a friend? ROCK
Need a dog? ROCK
Need a thing to break something with? ROCK
Need a door stop? ROCK
Need teeth? ROCK
Dont want teeth? ROCK

As you can see ROCK is the answer for all of life problems. This is a 40 cent value at the CRAAAAZY price os 99.99 a lb.!
What are you waiting for?
CALL NOW!!!!!

i had a pet rock once...
he unfortunately died.
along with wormy. D;