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 Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 9:38 am
iono ummm
2 muffins are in a oven
one muffin says"man its hot in here"
the other muffin says,"holy crap a talking muffin!!"
Your turn
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Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 9:41 am
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Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 5:21 pm
This one was voted the funniest joke in America:
A man is out hunting and he finds a dead body. He calls 911 and says in a panicked voice, "I think this guy is dead! What do I do?" The 911 operator says, "Don't panic. I can help. First, make sure he's dead." There is a silence on the phone, then a shot is heard. "Okay," says the man, "now what?"
rofl
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Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 7:57 pm
PrincessPoprocks This one was voted the funniest joke in America: A man is out hunting and he finds a dead body. He calls 911 and says in a panicked voice, "I think this guy is dead! What do I do?" The 911 operator says, "Don't panic. I can help. First, make sure he's dead." There is a silence on the phone, then a shot is heard. "Okay," says the man, "now what?" rofl lmao he was sleeping!!
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Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 6:35 pm
Maybe so... heres another one cuz i need gold
Three men are stranded on a desert island and they find a magic lamp. A genie comes out and says he will grant them each one wish. The first man says, "I wish I was back home with my wife and kids." His wish is granted. The second man says, "I wish I was back home with my family." His wish is granted. The third man says, "Gee, I'm kind of lonely... I wish my two friends were back here with me."
lol
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Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 7:31 pm
I have a dirty joke but unsure if I should tell....doesn't wanna break any rules. ^w^
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