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 Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 7:44 pm
 Who: Chris + Chef When: Day 6 - Late afternoon Where:"ARGHHH!"
Chris gave an angry growl, his tail lashing behind him in irritating. Forced to sit in that tent for hours with a bunch of stupid campers doing a stupid boring old word search, and on top of that they stank. ARGHHHH.
"CHEEEEEEF!"
Throwing open the messhall, the host stormed through the empty building and right up to the kitchen door.
"You in there dude?"
GAWD he needed someone to vent to. Even with the clothespin latched to his nose he could swear he was still picking up skunk odor. He -really- had to hope they hadn't infected him with it.
#(@%@%@ STUPID CAMPERS ARGHHHH.
Chris nudged the kitchen door open and went inside, glancing around for the other.
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Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 7:53 pm
Chef paused, holding his hammer in place. Was he just imagining things, or did Chris call him?
And then the door banged and the saloon-door swished, revealing Chris himself and the amazing voice-altering clothespin on his nose. "Heh heh, nice accessory Chris-man," Chef smirked, putting his hammer onto the counter space next to his back door. "What's up? Ah don't recommend goin' out the back door, there's been a lot of skunk'd campers out there."
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Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 8:15 pm
"I KNOW dude, I've been stuck in a tent all day with them!"
Chris growled wearing a rather large frown on his face.
"And the smell won't GO AWAY. Man it's not -on me- is it?!"
The host turned circles, seemingly chasing his own tail to see if the lingering smell was coming from him. Not that having a clothespin on his nose was helping much with this investigation but he wasn't about to take it off and find out.
"This challenge sucks Chef-man."
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Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 8:19 pm
Chef smirked openly at the host's plight. "Aw c'mon man, it couldn't have been that bad, heh heh. So they just sat there and did it? Heh, jus' shows their idea a scavenger hunt."
He stayed where he was. If Chris got it on him, he didn't want it on him either. "Ah dunno man. Try removin' yer clothes pin, 'less yew want yer voice to stay like that an' yer nose to be a bit wrinkly afterwards, heh."
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Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 8:27 pm
"Yeah dude. Guess they didn't understand word search huh? Noooot my problem though!"
He was still frowning however.
"It -was- boring though. I don't wanna sit around and watch a bunch of kids fill out a puzzle. Where's the drama? The danger? The explosions?! ARGH."
Chris threw his paws up in the air, growling again. He really could be a little drama queen king when he wanted to be.
"...Mmrphhh."
He didn't want to deal with his even squeakier than usual voice..nor did he really want a wrinkley nose. So, with a sigh, he reached up and quickly plucked the thing off his nose. He waited a moment before taking an experimental whiff and then cringing.
"Not as bad as before but I still totally smell it. Stupid campers, stupid skunks, ARGH."
He delved right back into a long string of whoknowswhathewassaying. Man this was funny on camera, but not when he had to deal with the after-smell!
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Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 9:01 pm
Chef nodded in agreement. "Can't really go lookin' for stuff when ye're not movin'." He shrugged, then patted Chris' shoulder. "At least yew didn't have to go marking things," he offered. "All mah hard work... man! I'm gonna haveta go back and erase all of that." He flicked his ears back in annoyance. Damn! He'd have to remember where he painted those lines...
Chef cringed -- now he could smell it too! The large Audio fled his corner to the closet, pulling it open and digging in it for something.
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Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 9:25 pm
"Poor Chef-man, all that work for nothing. Didn't leave too many marks around did you?"
Chris broke off from his stream of mutterings to eye the other.
"What are you looking for Chef-man?"
Hopefully something to get rid of this lingering smell ARGHHH. He bristled, rather close to mumbling off things again.
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Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 9:31 pm
"...Um..." Chef winced. "There's about... twenty man. TWENTY! That's as many as two ten's. And that's terrible, yo."
Chef returned to the table in the middle of the room, setting his bounty down. "Well man, there's two ways ah can think of ta git rid of skunk... Number one is ta take a tomato soup bath, and number two is ta use this!" Chef gestured to the soap detergent, baking soda, and a bottle of 3% hydrogen peroxide. "Jus' give me a sec ta mix it up for ya. It won't stain like the tomato soup out there, heh heh."
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Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 9:39 pm
"Bet they only find a few...if -any- hehehhe."
Silly campers. Why would you ever think anything in Wawanakwa was easy?
Ears folded back Chris eyed the ingredients.
"...Not staining my fur is a good thing dude, and getting rid of this smell is even better! Thanks Cheffypo----Chef-man."
God he had almost slipped in an area with -cameras-...
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Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 9:43 pm
Chef shook his head. "Personally, ah'd be moved to cook host-quality food to anyone who finds all of the words."
"Heh, this won't turn it red or make yew smell like tomatoes, buuut yew might have to use soap or somesuch first, then use it. Ah dunno if it's possible to straight-up use it, come ta think of it...." Chef eyed the ingredients, shrugged, and began mixing.
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Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 9:50 pm
"Heeey, don't go giving away my food!"
Fff, screw the campers. Even -if- they completed this little search he wouldn't want to give them host food.
"Besides dude, don't we like..owe that one intern food or something? ..Scruffy? Whatever his name is? It was part of our bet..."
Chris inched forward, closely looking over the ingredients.
"....This isn't going to make me -shed- or anything, right?"
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Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 9:57 pm
Chef snorted. "Ha! As if ah'd make it in the staff area, yo. Same ol' camper ingredients, just with less... additional flavors if yew know what ah mean."
He paused, then slowly nodded. "Yeah man, since we both lost... What'll we give'im though? Ah've been feedin the interns leftover camper food..."
At the last question, Chef shook his head. "It... shouldn't yo, 'less yew wanna go grab a seagull an' test it first?"
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Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 10:06 pm
Well that was a relief. No camper food made in -his- area. Good! No contaminated food for him.
"I...dunno dude. That intern will eat -anything- seriously..."
Chris' ears flopped forward, the host intently examining the ingredients
"...I -trust- you Chef-man."
Possibly the only person Chris ever DID trust.
"Besides, those campers REEK. Not looking foward to being around them again."
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Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 10:21 pm
Chef finished mixing the solution and swished it around, mixing it. "Jus' put this on yo tail or somethin', and the smell should go away quickly. Might need to go take a shower to git this stuff out, but at least the smell'll be gone?"
The large audio considered it. "Well, ah could go in there and spray this on everythin'," he began. "Ooor ah could have'em use the tomato soup ah have out there so it continues to prime fer their next meal, heh heh heh."
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Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 10:45 pm
"Don't mind showers dude, as long as this smell goes away."
Chris -shuddered- as Chef mentioned the tomato soup.
"Dude...you..you're really gonna give that back to them? That's so...EVIL.'
A pause.
"....I like how you think Chef-man."
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