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 Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 3:54 pm
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Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 1:20 pm
((Kronik, I swear if you kill The Streak- I'll job your a** out to Harli in AOWW until I get bored.))
"The following contest is an Iron Man Match!"
Drums beat and the lights flash red and blue.
Ha, ha. The DGE: Kickin' Cartwright's a** since 2007.
Tooku de kikoeru koe wo hinto ni
Hitori mata hitori tachiagaru doushi
Kurikaesu dake no fudan doori kutsugaesu
Junbi iize are you ready?
Karadajuu furuwasu shindou ni hageshiku uchinarase yo stomping
Taezu tsuki ugokasu call me kawarazu yuru ga nutsukamu call me
Come on!!
Everybody stand up! Agero kyou ichiban no jikan da
Me ni mo tomaranu supiido handa
Daremo ga mina toriko kanban yeah! (Come on!)
Everybody hands up! Matashita na hero's come back!!
Zujou kazoe yubi oru count down
Ikuze 3-2-1 make some noise!
At the countdown during "Hero's Come Back" by nobodyknows, pyro goes off at the entrance path before the ramp lifts up to reveal a red and silver Hummer H2 pulling out onto the stage....out of the Hummer comes Snypa, armed with a can of gasoline in one hand and a blowtorch in the other, with his sharktooth baton on his waist.
"Introducing first: from St. Louis, Missouri- weighing in at 268 pounds: the SNYPA RIFLE!"
J.R.: "It's time for Talent vs Streak! This is going to be a hellacious slobberknocker!"
Striker: "If you're all keeping score here in the Unlimited, you'll know that this will be the twelfth straight match that Snypa and Cartwright will meet."
JR: "If Cartwright manages to gain a pinfall in this Iron Man match, it will not count against the untouched eleven wins that the Demented Genius of Extreme has against Cartwright."
Striker: "But if Cart manages to gain a fall, and Snypa doesn't answer back- Cart will finally be able to say that he defeated the Demented Genius. If I know the "Talented One" well enough and he manages to gain a fall, then he'll do whatever it takes to keep the Prodigal Son of Violence at bay."
Snypa sets down the gasoline and torch, striking his Demonic Roar pose as flames shoot up beside him and a blood substitute rains down. Picking up the items, he resumes his trip toward the ring as his following gives cheers of approval to their hero. Setting the items on the floor, Snypa slides into the ring. Once inside the ring, he looks around at the signs.
One signs says "12-0", Another one has "USA, 12- UK-0," a third sign says "Cartwright Fears Snypa!," and a fourth one has "Snypa: Whuppin' Cart's a** Since 2007."
Of course, there are the British haters that have their "11-1" signs, but who cares about them?
Snypa takes off his trench, his loyal fangirls able to see the features of his body through his skintight jumpsuit as he unties his bandanna without smearing his face paint. He's excited about adding that 12th notch on his belt. But if anyone notices, Snypa hasn't removed his sharktooth baton. It's still on his waist.
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 7:56 pm
Snypa: 12
(How does this work again? Oh, yeah. You suck for ruining our Iron Man Match, Cart! xd )
The score is 3-3 with a full minute left on the clock. Cartwright has his Figure Four Leglock locked in on Snypa.
Both men are bloody and both are exhausted. The referee asks Snypa, who Cart is screaming at to quit this match.
"No!" Snypa screams furiously, dragging him and the Talented One toward the ropes, all the while the pain from the Figure Four is overwhelming. When Snypa feels he cannot drag himself to the ropes anymore, he struggles to overturn himself and Cart onto their stomachs.
With 40 seconds left, Snypa turns the Talented One over and now the referee is asking Cartwright if he wants to give up.
"Are you out of your bloody mind?!" Cartwright yells as Snypa is screaming at the Talentless One to give it up.
30 seconds....
The hold is broken and the Demented Genius of Extreme and the Talented One are up on their feet. Snypa turns around as Cartwright has his signature fire extinguisher in his hands.
Before Cartwright can get the pin off, Snypa nails him with a three point stance clothesline to cheers!
0:15....
The momentum has changed as Cartwright has cornered Snypa with a series of chops and has placed him on the top turnbuckle.
10...9...8...7...
Cartwright sets up the Prodigal Son of Violence for a modified Cartwright Crash....
6...5...
But before Cartwright can do so, Snypa grabs holds of the Talented One's legs and places them on his shoulders and hooks his hands around the neck as he comes off of the top rope!
4...
....with a Avalanche/Super Grand Slam, driving Cartwright on his neck as he quickly hooks the legs! The referee counts with four seconds left.
One...
Two...
3....2....1
Three! Snypa's up 4-3!
Zero! Time's up!
The referee goes over to the ring announcer.
Announcer: "The referee has called time on this Iron Match with the score four falls to three....your winner of this match....."
And "Hero's Come Back" blares on the PA system as Snypa slowly gets up to his feet with the referee raising his hand.
Ring Announcer: "The Snypa Rifle!"
JR: "The Streak remains intact! 12-0! 12-0!"
Striker: "Snypa has done it again here in the Unlimited!"
JR: "But my hat goes off to Cartwright as well. The Talented One put on an amazing performance. But the Snypa Rifle has proven here tonight at Bash at the Beach, why he is the Demented Genius of Extreme."
The fans go wild. Snypa has done it again! He exits the ring, breathing a sigh of relief following the conclusion of this nail biter. If Cartwright had nailed the Cartwright Crash, who knows? The Streak would've finally ended.
(don't lock yet. Who knows? Cart might post and demand that Snypa gets back in the ring.)
Cartwright: 0
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Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 12:12 pm
((Didn't know this was open...not fair!))
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Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 12:48 pm
(The closed part was off. Therefore it was open. I mean, you can always demand that Snypa got lucky on that last fall and to get back in the ring. xd )
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Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 12:56 pm
((I must have got lost in-between all the random C-rap battles going on around here lately! xd ))
Cartwright says "I demand that Snypa got lucky on that last fall and to get back in the ring!" rofl
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Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 1:50 pm
((C-rap battles? xd ))
Snypa turns around before he can get to his Hummer. Did the talking British ferret just say something about Snypa getting lucky?
Snypa cocks an eye after Cart demand to get back in the ring.
Well, if he has to hand his nemesis an unlucky 13th loss, so be it. rofl
Snypa slowly walks back to the ring and gets up on the apron, climbing through the ropes as his eyes never leave the British Cow-Dog. xd
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Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 1:31 pm
Cartwright knows why Snypa's eyes never left him, because he is sexually attracted to him! razz
Disgusted by Snypa's homosexual lust, Cartwright tries to boot him in the head as he is about to climb under the ropes to send him flying back to the outside!
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Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 2:41 pm
Hmmm, Cartwright has it backwards. After all, the only thing "Talented" about him was what he did with Saint Joey the night before Bash at the Beach! rofl
Disgusted that Cartwright would force his fantasies onto him, Snypa tries to stop his charge with a boot of his own. xd
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Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 2:11 pm
((LOL, a boot while you're entering the ring! You're funny! xd ))
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Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 7:28 pm
((You're the joke. blaugh Snypa had already entered the ring by the time you came at him. xd ))
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Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 2:44 pm
((Nu-huh! He shouldn't have as mine was attempted while he was entering! razz ))
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Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 7:52 pm
(( xd ))
And Snypa is sent to the outside with the boot.
((I need to re-read it. rofl ))
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Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2009 2:25 pm
((YES! I WIN THE BATTLE OF WILLS! AT LAST! xd ))
Cartwright smirks as the cheap shot connects, he raises his arms in the air and the crowd gives him the heat he deserves! xd
Cartwright then jumps over the ropes suddenly, attempting to hit Snypa with a tope!
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Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2009 5:48 pm
Snypa hits the floor after the boot, slowly getting up afterwards. Luckily, the Hummer is parked short of the ring and Snypa attempts to sidestep and ole the Talented One into the hood of the Hummer! twisted
((Botched Spot of the Year? rofl ))
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