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 Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 3:29 am
Welcome, First-Person Speaking Mortals... The Amazing Mayhem, seeing this subforum, has decided to create a lair all of her own. She has stated that this place is her domain, and she can write whatever she wants, whenever she wishes, regardless of content or it's relation to anyone or anything. In other words, she declares her right to be random. Also, only a special few - that either she likes or doesn't care is in her lair - shall be allowed to enter and post their own ramblings, as decreed by The Amazing Mayhem. Speaking of which, The Amazing Mayhem ponders. Should she change her username to The Amazing Mayhem? She believes that would be funny. But, again. Welcome, and unwelcome. To the Lair of TAM. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 2:03 am
"We’re coming back, coming back
We’ll live forever, live forever." Our love had been so strong for far too long.
I was weak with fear that something would go wrong.Before the possibilities came true,
I took all possibility from you.ALMOST LAUGHED MYSELF TO TEARSMust have stabbed her fifty ********> TIMES
Ripped her heart out right before her EYES
Eyes over easy-
EAT IT EAT IT EAT IT
You had my heart.
At least for the most part.
('Cause everybody's gotta die sometime.)
But baby don't cry...
RANDOM TAMNESS ONE
Pain is Relief...?
"Do you enjoy being stupid?"
She scowled, fighting back against a scathing retort.
"a**," she snarled. So much for resisting. "I am NOT stupid."
"So what do you call this?"
He stepped out of the shadows, drilling her with cold, insistent white eyes.
Those eyes had always unnerved her. Shivering a little, she dropped her gaze, clenching her fist. Always. ******** ALWAYS.
One little look from him sent her running with her tail between her legs. <******** ridiculous-
"I have no idea WHAT you're talking about," she snapped, turning away from him, turning away from those Godawful EYES. "I'm merely standing here. Minding my own business." She scoffed, sticking her hands in her pockets. "No idea what the ******** YOUR problem-"
Gotta leave, gotta leave now-
"Don't toy with me, BRAT," he snarled, making her stiffen and smolder. She was NOT a brat, no matter HOW she acted! "Don't act like you don't know what I'm talking about!"
Enraged, she whirled.
"So what if I do?!" She demanded, hating herself for feeling so weak, hating herself for giving in so quickly. "Goddammit, you sonofabitch! So WHAT if I know what you're talking about?! Who the ******** cares?!" She whirled, storming away with an angry huff. "Get the ******** off my case!"
Arms were around her, chest was pressed against her back.
An amused laugh washed over her.
"You don't have to do this..." his hand slid down her own, towards her wet, warm fingers. "...for me..."
She blushed, turned her face away.
"I didn't," she all but snapped, angry with him for making her feel like a fool. "I did it because I wanted to."
He raised her arm, cradled her hand in his.
Kissed her bleeding wrist.
"Liar..." he breathed knowingly, his eyes twinkling as he held her tighter. "You should've known I wouldn't just leave you."
She continued to scowl, refusing to look at him.
"Shut up, you," she demanded. "Just shut up."
But her eyes - beneath the humility - shone with relief. He chuckled.
"As you wish, my silly thing..."
His laughter mingling with her embarrassed curses, he swept her into his arms.
EAT IT EAT IT EAT IT
We fell apart.
Let's make a new start.
('Cause everybody's gotta die sometime.)
But baby don't cry...
 Eyes over easy-
'Cause I really always knew that my little crime
would be cold that's why I got a heater for your thighs.
Now an angry soul comes back from the grave,
to repossess a body with which I'd misbehaved.
ALMOST LAUGHED HERSELF TO TEARS
Must have stabbed him fifty ********> TIMES
Ripped his heart out right before his EYES
"Let’s have wedding, have a wedding
Let’s start the killing, start the killing."
A LITTLE PIECE OF HEAVEN
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Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 3:41 pm
I like your name as it is. The Amazing Mayhem is pretentious and snobby. Ill-becoming and ill-suited. Your current name is awesome, but it presents you as awesome in a personal, no-need-to-brag-about-it way. Whereas 'The Amazing Mayhem' will just cause people to grimace in distaste and possibly flinch every time they read it.
Or, that may just be me. *shrugs*
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Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2009 10:48 pm
I second that notion! *is hiding behind Fatal*
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Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 8:35 pm
But you love to cause mayhem! Thus, the name LovetoCauseMayhem! You're just a mahem-causin' kid! And you love it! mrgreen
Although T-A-M has a certain ring to it...
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Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 8:59 pm
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Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 7:54 pm
Yeah! *is still hiding behind Fatal, being a complete coward*
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Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 9:44 pm
Oh, sorry. I mean,
Bad Mayhem! How dare you even think along the lines of changing the name of yours which is so perfect?? The earth would stop spinning on the axis that it spins on if you were ever to change the name that you go by! Puppies would start crying and rocks would crumble to dust in the absolute panic that would be caused by changing the name that we call you. If you were to change your name, nickels would be worth more than quarters and hell would probably freeze over whilst pigs began flying! LIFE AS WE KNOW IT WOULD STOP AND IT WOULD BE ENTIRELY BLAMABLE UPON YOU!
(How was that?) blaugh
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Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 12:39 am
That was very nice. *nods approval*
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Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 1:48 am
I remain neutral on this subject, seeing as it's only entertaining to pick on fatal. Sorry, fatal. whee
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