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 Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 8:55 pm
*"Trash Metal" by Eric Caspar plays as Funk walks down to ring with a barbed wire bat in hand and a trash can full of weapons in the other hand, and rolls into the ready to fight, his ribs still taped up*
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Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 8:58 pm
*Huka Blues by Harry Slash and the Slashtones hit, and Sabu threw the curtain to the side. He walked down the aisle, carrying a chair. Sabu entered the ring, did his famous taunt, and threw his headdress to the side. As his music died down, he took a few practice swings, waiting for Fink's introductions*
Fink: The following contest is a Last Man Standing Match! The first superstar to knock his opponent down so that they cannot get to their feet after a count of ten will be declared the winner! Introducing first, from Bombay, Michigan. Weighing in at 220 lbs. The Suicidal, Homicidal, Genocidal, Death Defyiiiiiiiiiiiing, Saaaaaaaaaaaabuuuuuuuu! And introducing the challenger...
((Hope you don't mind me filling in the intros old-school style, I think it fits the atmosphere.))
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Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 9:01 pm
((no prob))
"and his opponent, from Amarillo Texas, weighing in at 230lbs, he is the living hardcore legend, TERRY FUNK!"
*Ding Ding*
*Funk charges at Sabu hoping to surprise attack him.*
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Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 9:03 pm
*Sabu stuck the chair up, a reflex to the surprise.*
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Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 9:05 pm
*Funk crashes into the chair and wobbles, holding on to the ropes for leverage.*
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Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 9:07 pm
*Sabu tries to follow up with a shot to Funk's head with the chair*
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Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 9:08 pm
*Funk ducks the chair shot just in time and attempts and punch to the stomach to Sabu*
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Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 9:10 pm
*The chair bounces off the ropes, hitting Sabu in the face. He then is punched in the stomach, and he doubles over, dropping the chair*
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Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 9:10 pm
*Funk then grabs Sabu by the head, attempting a DDT*
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Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 9:12 pm
*Sabu's face plants the mat from the DDT*
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Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 9:13 pm
*Funk then goes over to the trash can, and grabs a baseball bat*
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Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 9:14 pm
*Sabu gets up onto one knee*
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Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 9:16 pm
*Funk attempts to crack the bat over the back of Sabu*
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Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 9:17 pm
*Sabu falls right back down to the mat, rolling over and out of the ring screaming in pain*
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Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 9:19 pm
*Funk drops the bat and goes back to the trash can, pulling out a cheese grader*
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