Why do we drink coffee? Because of the need to have someone love you... even if it is the voices caused by cronic caffein-a-lism.
Why are Kalsu and Adimisk better than Natoriko and Shinako? Because we are taller.
Why do we keep Natoriko around? Because she buys us coffee.
Why do we keep Shinako around? Because she is shorter than us.
Is there such a thing as a coffee faerie? Only on the night of the full moon when the coffee flows like blood and the sound of a thousand screaming babies can be heard throughout the coffee-brown air.....
