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blackaddersfork
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 6:45 pm


if u throw acid and melt Mexxes, does that make him a mexxe-melt? run for the border?
PostPosted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 6:49 pm


does zombie island have one of those you are here maps? or is it, you are here, and here, and here and over here too?

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:37 pm


blackaddersfork
if u throw acid and melt Mexxes, does that make him a mexxe-melt? run for the border?


Yummy mexi-melt.
Now I want some Taco Bell.
PostPosted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 9:09 pm


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A zombie gets trapped in a Victoria Secret store with a bunch of blonds & starves to death.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 9:12 pm


Raistlin Elmore
Brains!!!

A zombie gets trapped in a Victoria Secret store with a bunch of blonds & starves to death.


Could a zombie starve to death since they are already dead? confused
PostPosted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 9:34 am


Rowan Damia
Raistlin Elmore
Brains!!!

A zombie gets trapped in a Victoria Secret store with a bunch of blonds & starves to death.


Could a zombie starve to death since they are already dead? confused

They could starve to the point where they can't move due to lack of energy.

Midnayuki
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 12:46 pm


Don't really know any of these jokes, but here's a cheesy one:

What do vegetarian zombies eat? GRAAAAIIIINNNSSSS!!!
PostPosted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 3:13 pm


who is the favorite musician of zombies? Rob Zombie.

blackaddersfork
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 4:24 pm


blackaddersfork
who is the favorite musician of zombies? Rob Zombie.


Rob Zombie is awesome. He's directing the new Halloween 2 remake.
PostPosted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 3:18 pm


A bus crashes in china town. Latter at the morgue a zombie walks in and tells the mortician "I love Chinese they make the best buffets".

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 6:03 pm


A zombie walks into a bar. What did the zombie say to bar tender?

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 5:31 pm


Miscreant74
A bus crashes in china town. Latter at the morgue a zombie walks in and tells the mortician "I love Chinese they make the best buffets".


yeah, but they'd be hungry again in an hour.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 5:47 pm


blackaddersfork
who is the favorite musician of zombies? Rob Zombie.


And their favorite band would have been White Zombie.
PostPosted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 3:53 pm


King Xenox
A zombie walks into a bar. What did the zombie say to bar tender?

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No blonds please.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 4:12 pm


King Xenox
A zombie walks into a bar. What did the zombie say to bar tender?

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Oh I feel a laugh coming on. Wait! No I farted. Sorry.
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