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King Xenox

PostPosted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 5:30 pm


These jokes are quite funny. If you don't already know, Helen Keller was a women who was both blind and deaf. It might also help to tell you that blind people use brail to communicate. You know those dots, right?

How do you confuse Helen Keller?
1. Put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.
2. Make her read a basketball.
3. Rearrange the furniture
4. Glue door knobs to the walls.

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret?
Break her fingers.

Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she's dead.

How did Helen Keller break her arm?
She tried to read a road sign at 40 mph.

How did Helen Keller burn her face?
She went bobbing for french fries.



Feel free to share more of these jokes (if I haven't already posted them)
PostPosted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:43 pm


All I can think of to add at the moment is:

"Shush girl. Shut your lips. Do the Helen Keller & talk with your hips."

I know it is not a joke. But that song is so stupid it might as well be a joke.

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King Xenox

PostPosted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 10:53 am


Kapatheona Mataharie
All I can think of to add at the moment is:

"Shush girl. Shut your lips. Do the Helen Keller & talk with your hips."

I know it is not a joke. But that song is so stupid it might as well be a joke.


That song is terrible, I must say.
PostPosted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 3:21 pm


Why did Helen Keller have holes in her face? From learning to eat with a fork.

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King Xenox

PostPosted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 5:26 pm


Miscreant74
Why did Helen Keller have holes in her face? From learning to eat with a fork.


HAHA!!! That one is my sister's favorite... She says it to EVERYBODY.
PostPosted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 5:51 pm


King Xenox
Kapatheona Mataharie
All I can think of to add at the moment is:

"Shush girl. Shut your lips. Do the Helen Keller & talk with your hips."

I know it is not a joke. But that song is so stupid it might as well be a joke.


That song is terrible, I must say.


Worst song ever!

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King Xenox

PostPosted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 8:07 pm


Raistlin Elmore
King Xenox
Kapatheona Mataharie
All I can think of to add at the moment is:

"Shush girl. Shut your lips. Do the Helen Keller & talk with your hips."

I know it is not a joke. But that song is so stupid it might as well be a joke.


That song is terrible, I must say.


Worst song ever!


I know, really?
PostPosted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 10:17 am


Has anyone heard 3OH3! They made a helen teller joke.

Lord Velakar


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PostPosted: Sat Nov 28, 2009 4:03 pm


DO THE hellen keller and talk witcha hips (; yah i have no lief!
PostPosted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 6:08 pm


How about:
Didcha hear dat joke bout Hellen Keller? Neither did she. Yeah I know it's kinda stupid bit the only one I could remember. And don't trust me is a good song. I love 3OH!3 they are the best band ever. So shut up about them I mean if you were a band with crapy music you would want people to like them wouldn't I mean come on. I still love them!!!

m3rri3 Christmas

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