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Rowan Damia
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 8:43 am


I just realized that my profile & pm's were both set on private. I don't remember setting them that way. I know I had my profile set to friends only, but I don't remember setting my pm's.
Now I wonder how many booty grab invites I have missed out on because there was no way to get in touch with me. rolleyes cry
Yes I do post in the threads where people ask you to post your tank so that you might get invited to their booty grab thread.

So what stupid thing have you done recently?
PostPosted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 2:24 pm


Reached through an open car window to lock the door. Gheag!!! I'm specthal.!!!

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 8:48 pm


Mexxes
Reached through an open car window to lock the door. Gheag!!! I'm specthal.!!!


Sorry, but that is funny. rofl
PostPosted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 9:02 pm


I was sick and still I went to the ground floor to check my mail. I open my box and it hadn't run yet so I go back up to my floor and guess what no keys. So I go back to my box and just in time to because the mail man was shutting the box. He told me it wasn't the first time someone left a spare key in the boxes but it was the first for an entire key ring with the box's door wide open. The building super had to help me back up because I couldn't make the forth trip on the stairs. She got me in the room and I didn't leave the apartment until my mom came to help me.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 6:06 pm


The other night I fell asleep while booty grabbing. A booty grab only last for 60 seconds +/- (depending on power ups or downs). I feel asleep & have no idea what I grabbed or if I grabbed anything.
PostPosted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 8:09 pm


As I said in my own thread, somewhere in this guild, I cut my finger open with a bread knife... It was really stale, and I cut too much exclaim

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 9:20 pm


King Xenox
As I said in my own thread, somewhere in this guild, I cut my finger open with a bread knife... It was really stale, and I cut too much exclaim
We get it "King Stale Finger" It wasn't all that funny when Gratcho Marks did it.
PostPosted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 3:32 pm


Again, I'm cursed. At my grandma's pool today, she said the workers who redid her pool make the concrete so that it's slippery when it's wet, and NOT to run. I forgot, and I slipped onto the concrete and chipped two toe nails.

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 4:03 pm


I was running in flip flops, tripped, and broke my collar bone!
PostPosted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 6:00 pm


I was supposed to be watching dinner, but I was playing booty grab instead. Dinner got burnt, at least it was lasagna, which is good with burnt cheese.

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 11:45 am


i tripped up a hill
PostPosted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 12:19 pm


Asukii2
i tripped up a hill
How? Did the Hill get hurt when it fell?

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 12:22 pm


sweetP1996
I was running in flip flops, tripped, and broke my collar bone!
Sorry to hear that does it hurt. I Usually don't go to the Doc with small brakes. Only been twice one for my knee and the other was my skull.
PostPosted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 12:31 pm


Miscreant74
Asukii2
i tripped up a hill
How? Did the Hill get hurt when it fell?
idk how, i just did. and i don't understand that last part....

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 9:18 pm


My friends and i went to the beach. I went in immediantly, only putting on sunscreen once before going in. I kept going back in and coming out.. That day i only put sun block on 3 timmes.. I now have seriuosly bad sunburn and now my face is peeling.
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