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Doctor Snuggle graduated from Harvard, Class of 1968 with a doctorate in Biochemistry. He left town and settled in Monroe, North Carolina where he met his future wife, Kiki, she was only 19. A few years after settling in Monroe, he founded a company named 'Snuggly Biochem Corp.'
After 44 years of research, they found it. The cure for cancer. Everyone rejoiced, the fight to cure cancer was over, we could all live forever.
Unfortunately, due to his large bear claws and his love of picnics, he miscalculated for one small gene, the bear gene. No one would realize it until it was too late.
The "cure" spread quickly due to cancer being extremely prevalent after the world got free healthcare in late 2010.
On December 2nd, 2012, over 85% of the world's populations were bears. Brawls over fish and picnics were a daily occurance.
On December 21st, 2012, the UB (United Bears) unanimously agreed that Earth should be renamed Bearth. That day was the day the Earth ended all due to one smart bear's love of picnics.
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