Sora and Gothic Amu!
Gothic Amu: Hm... Just call me Amu and I'M NOT GOTHIC!
Sora:Hahaha. Hiya peeps!
Moonlight Spade:Shall we get started on our news?
Sora:Of course.
Moonlight Spade:Okay, last week we saw a hidden camera under a table in the Hidden Forest of Leaves.
Amu:This is where it gets juicy.
Sora:Juicy?!?
Amu:Just get on with the news.
Moonlight Spade:Okay. We browsed the camera and saw a short picture. And that pic shows a shocking story.
Sora: Shall we show it to our viewers?
Moonlight Spade:Duh!?! We're getting paid to show it.
Amu:This is the moment you've been waiting for!

Amu:Did you see that!?!
Moonlight Spade:Bummer for that Kid...all the girls were crushing on him! I wonder what they'll be lookin like. Well, thats all peeps. We gotta end it before you see Sasuke coming here beating us up. Tune in next time in Random News 101!