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haphazardly parked

Dapper Fatcat

PostPosted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 9:22 am


"And speaking of vampire powers: I don’t get it. So far, these vamps are very strong and super fast. Plus, as you told me in the comments, they become attractive to help lure their prey. But if they already have incredible strength and speed, why do they need movie star looks? Maybe they’re lazy. Or maybe they use their strength and speed to catch the blind, who aren’t tempted by the good looks."

"I picture Carlisle, Esme, and Rosalie as a crimefighting team. When confronted with a bad situation, Carlisle shouts, “I’ll use my compassion to stop the army of evil robots. Esme, use your power of love to free the prisoners, and Rosalie, use your stubbornness to thwart the mad doctor. Cullens attack!” And then all three are killed instantly."
PostPosted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 7:39 pm


go...VAMPIRE TRUCKS!!!!! BOW BEFORE THEM!!!

lol, Dan's awesome.

Kan_Tsunami


ChibiPenguinChan

PostPosted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 10:24 pm


Quote:
The conversation drops to a sexy whisper. Bella says that Edward isn’t bad. He whispers back, “You’re wrong.” For fun, I recommend reading this conversation as if Bella and Edward are screaming their quotes. It’s also fun to add “dumb a**” to the end of every one of their lines of dialogue throughout the entire book. Try it yourself!


I tried (not the whole book, but in the scene he was referencing). It still sucked, but it was way more interesting. Also royally pissed off my younger sister.
PostPosted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 8:44 pm


...Then she said,

"I read it all in 2 days. I LOVE DAN! <3
He is hilarious. :3
I have gathered so many quotes from him. xD "

Moosetachio


haphazardly parked

Dapper Fatcat

PostPosted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 8:54 pm


8DD he really is hilarious
PostPosted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 10:58 pm


...Then she said,

"I love this quote.
"Edward says that while sleeping, Bella professed her love for him out loud. Having slept in the same room as a night-babbler, I know that when people talk in their sleep, their pronouncements make no sense. So I imagine Bella really said something like, “I don’t want [inaudible M-sound] soup. Love Edward Cullen and ten [SNORT] dollars! Grocery?” But that wouldn’t have been as romantic." <3 "

Moosetachio

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