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Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 2:39 pm
http://perezhilton.com/2009-07-03-twilighters-breaking-dawn-will-happen-sooner-than-you-think
If I were Robert Pattinson, I would go into hiding...
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Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 5:40 pm
Two things. Maybe seeing this crap movie *may* wisen up some Twitards and see if the message of sexism/***** hit 'em hard. (MAYBE.)
Secondly... I wanna see how they do the C-section in the movie. I bet it'll be hilarious.
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Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 7:12 pm
well if rpattz keeps eating so much garlic, something will soon be breaking. loudly.
o glory! i made a fart joke!
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Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 7:16 pm
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Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 7:52 pm
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Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 8:46 pm
Ack. Well, I take comfort in that this might just get the whole thing out of the way faster. The sooner Breaking Dawn comes out with it's creepy, creepy plot(or lack thereof), the sooner this fad can DIE once and for all.
Having the movies still in progress is kind of keeping the damn thing alive and kicking. Hopefully Hot Topic will be the first to get rid of their Twilight cash cow s**t.
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Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 8:50 pm
That was beautiful crying
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Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 8:53 pm
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Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 5:24 am
I dunno. . . Maybe Birth of Nessie WAS a better caption. . .
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Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 9:41 am
That's exactly what I thought of! the other one was bloodier though
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Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 1:56 pm
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Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 5:24 pm
I actually cannot wait for that abomination to be born on film. JUST so that after the birth I can obnoxiously laugh and say "What the ******** was that!" extremely loud. Maybe the bloodiness of the scene will smack some Twitards in the face with reality? They probably picture the thing popping out with a pretty rainbow and glitter spewing out of Bella's uterus.
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Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 8:10 pm
Maybe the fad will die faster...?
As for the birth, any of you play Resident Evil 2? Remember Ben? THAT'S how it should happen. Wouldn't it be great? Bella dies and the hellspawn runs away, just to be destroyed by Leon later =D
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Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 8:17 pm
I am going to my bomb shelter, taking my airsoft gun, Kakashi plushie , and Uryu plushie with me, and bolting down the door.
Run for your lives. We're all gonna die. >.>
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Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 12:53 pm
Spaceballs is amazing. I'd be willing to sit through the crap to see Renesme come out like that. xD
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