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 Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 9:55 am
Dear Sweet Oxi Clean! Billy Mays is dead.  Article TAMPA, Fla. - Tampa police say Billy Mays, the television pitchman known for his boisterous hawking of products such as Orange Glo and OxiClean, has died. He was 50. Authorities say Mays was pronounced dead Sunday morning after being found by his wife at home. There were no signs of a break-in, and investigators do not suspect foul play. The coroner's office expects to have an autopsy done by Monday afternoon. Mays' wife, Deborah Mays, says the family doesn't expect to make any public statements and asked for privacy. While it might be a good thing for your ears, what with his yelling in every commercial, it's still another dead celebrity, Age 50. I don't know about you, but if another celebrity dies at this age, I will crap my pants o.o
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Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 11:15 am
Like my brother says,
"It's the apocalypse!!!" gonk
Yeah, I'd do the same if another celebrity in general died, because this is getting freaky... sweatdrop
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namine melfina Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 11:22 am
NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT BILLY MAYS!!!!
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Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 12:12 pm
crying Damnit! Not the Oxiclean guy! At least with him, the answer's clear:
You can either love or hate MJ, but you will buy all of Billy Mays' products or else he will kill you in your sleep!
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namine melfina Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 12:31 pm
...I need to go buy some MJ CD's and some OxyClean before I head to Cali so I can say I have them.
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Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 3:18 pm
Uh... Guys? You know how they say the bride and groom ain't suppose to talk to each other within 24 hours of the wedding because it might be bad luck? Well, Ember just brought that up and we... think... we might have... killed... Billy Mays... sweatdrop
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Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 3:21 pm
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Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 3:33 pm
I love avatar arts. Gimme some? >w< NONSENSE. Me and Panda chatted almost all day before ours and nothing bad happened. It's just a silly superstition.
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Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 3:36 pm
True as that maybe, I just can't help but have the eerie feeling that given the fact that 4 people died this week (4 being an unlucky number in Chinese culture) perhaps we ought reschedule. Then again, I don't know when the oppurtunity for a time like this to happen will be, so...
Then again (again), it'd be awkward to remember the anniversary date as also being the day the Oxiclean fella died.
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Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 3:37 pm
I love avatar arts. Gimme some? >w< Maybe he died so he could witness the wedding? >w<
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Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 3:40 pm
... That is a very... Very... Creepy thought... He's gonna try and make a ghostly salespitch of Ember's style of wedding dress. xd
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Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 3:44 pm
o.O No corpse bride...me no wanty to die T^T
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namine melfina Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 3:44 pm
We should have a seánce where we summon all those who died this week and ask them if they want to come to the wedding! Then we can say that we had the best people there! xd
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Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 3:49 pm
I love avatar arts. Gimme some? >w< How's it creepy Chang? Billy Mays loves you so much he wants to see you wed.
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Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 4:11 pm
... I like Namine's idea! If we do that, though, we oughta bump the wedding back to Halloween so MJ and his zombie crew can dance the Thriller. xd
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