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The Wizarding World Captain
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 Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 6:30 am
 There are dozens of loopholes in the policies written on magical interrogation methods. Just so you know.
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Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 6:47 pm
Oy! Oy, this is rubbish, you know, keeping me here! Haven't done anything! *Rattles his handcuffed hands and kicks the filing cabinet beside his chair in protest* OY b***h!
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Mundungus Jeremy Fletcher
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Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 6:49 pm
*Slides into the room wordlessly, apparently unbothered by Dung's shouting and carrying on*
Shut your mouth, Dung. You're not being held on criminal charges. I've just got a few questions.
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Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 6:50 pm
*Eyes Harry suspiciously* Is that so, Potter? Then why'm I cuffed t'this chair, eh? *Kicks the cabinet again* UNCUFF ME!
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Mundungus Jeremy Fletcher
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Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 6:52 pm
You're handcuffed to that chair because you're loud, stupid, and I hate your bloody guts. Now shut up. Reckon it wouldn't be too hard to find something to officially arrest you for.
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Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 6:53 pm
...*Scowls but closes his mouth and lowers his foot*
What's it worth to you, these questions?
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Mundungus Jeremy Fletcher
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Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 6:56 pm
We'll start at "not chucking Dung in Azkaban" and go from there.
Fifteen years ago someone ransacked Avery Manor. Burned half of it down and looted the rest. Ministry labeled it a hate crime against Death Eaters and let it alone.
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Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 6:57 pm
....Yeah, so? Someone was pissed at the family and got even. What's that got to do with me?
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Mundungus Jeremy Fletcher
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Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 7:00 pm
We both know it wasn't a 'hate crime,' come off it, Dung. That house was filled with expensive dark artifacts, probably fetched a lot of gold in the underground market.
I want to know who did it.
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Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 7:01 pm
*Narrows his eyes* You lot didn't give a ******** then, why look into it now?
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Mundungus Jeremy Fletcher
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Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 7:02 pm
I still don't. And neither does the Ministry.
But Hermione's been concerned about it lately and asked me to look into it.
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Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 7:07 pm
Ohhhh, she's on about those cone head things Jule nicked. *Shudders* Nasty bits of work, those monsters. Jule hasn't lost a fight since he charmed 'em over. Took him thirteen years to do it.
*Puts a foot up on the table*
Sorry for the loss, mate, but there's no way in hell you'll get those bloody brick walls back from him. Jule's got a good hold now, and they'd throw themselves into the ocean before they'd get captured.
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Mundungus Jeremy Fletcher
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Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 7:09 pm
Jule... Falling? The Necromancer?
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Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 7:11 pm
Yeah. Bum-deep in Morbus, he is, you'll never find him. And pity if you do, those monsters'll disembowel you 'fore you can say "yer under arrest!" *Snorts*
....Can I go now? Christ, my wrists are chafing..
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Mundungus Jeremy Fletcher
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Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 7:12 pm
No.
*Quickly leaves the room, looking troubled*
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