*Sandman's theme played as he is seen in the crowd with a cig in his mouth, beer can in one hand, and a kendo stick in the other. He chugs the beer and throws it into the crowd as he walks to the ring. He grabs a mic and climbs into the ring*

Lets cut right to the chase. Some serious s**t has been going down with some former ECW wrestlers. Now I am not going to come out here and spew some moral bullshit like Funk, because I just want to kick a**!

*The crowd starts some ECW chants*

So with Funk in the hospital because he is a damn p***y, that leaves Foley and Sabu. Once I kick their cheery asses all over this damn arena I am coming for Funk. Who by the way is in the hospital after Sabu "fell" on him while I am out here having had ******** shard of glass yanked out of my face.

*The chants "Funk is a p***y" and Sandman smiles*

So here is my challenge Foley and Sabu. I want you two in the ring. The three of us in a no DQ match! What do you say punks?

Forget this promo, I am abandoning this account.