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 Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 12:49 pm
ten jokes will be posted.... after that everybody votes for funnyest...best joke wins 1k...
example:
A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street
> when a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three
> time s in the stomach. Luckily the babies were OK. The
> surgeon decided to leave the bullets in because it was too
> risky to operate. She gave birth to two healthy daughters
> and a healthy son.
>
> All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked
> into the room in tears.
>
> 'What's wrong?' asked the mother. 'I was
> taking a tinkle and this bullet came out,' replied the
> daughter.
>
> The mother told her it was okay and explained what happened
> 16 years ago.
>
> About a week later the second daughter walked into the room
> in tears.. 'Mom, I was taking a tinkle and this bullet
> came out.'
>
> Again the mother told her not to worry and explained what
> happened 16 years ago.
>
> A week later her son walked into the room in tears.
>
> 'It's okay' said the Mom, 'I know what
> happened You were taking a tinkle and a bullet came
> out.'
>
> 'No,' said the boy, 'I was playing with myself
> and I shot the dog.'
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Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 3:17 pm
btw- pm me if i forget to look at four lol
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Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 12:59 am
XD That's good. It gives meaning to "Everytime you wank, a puppy dies" O.o;
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Observational comedian
Observational comedian who?
Have you ever noticed that there are no ding dong jokes? I mean what's up with that? Don't the doorbell people have enough clout in the comedy industry for them? You know what they need? Guerrilla marketers, disguised as young kids, trying to introduce that crucial 9-5 marketing segment for "Ding dong" jokes.
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