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Hiddochi wolf

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 6:36 pm


A girl lost in the depths of her own confusion, she last cried out...


"There are SWARMS of bees outside right now, I peeked out my window and saw a whole crap-load of those pests flying by. User Image

Oh, and if this is any indication as to how many there are: You can hear noisy buzzing from everywhere in the yard. D:


I hate bees. I've never once been stung by one, and I never want to be. My mom is really allergic to bee stings, and it's likely that I've inherited that allergy. gonk


Anyway, how's everyone else here today/tonight/tomorrow/this century? Also, who here likes Klondike bars, and what would you do for one? twisted
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 6:39 pm


*raises hand* I like Klondike bars.

~

Bees, I think, are so cool. You won't be stung unless you aggravate them, or maybe possibly because you smell a certain way. They must be migrating, to a new hive, which I've seen once or twice before.

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 6:49 pm


Be grateful. We're shackled by the possibility that there might be a growing beehive in our WALLS. eek
PostPosted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 6:49 pm


A girl lost in the depths of her own confusion, she last cried out...


"*Comes running back inside like a maniac* OH MY GOD I JUST GOT CHASED BY BEES!!! gonk gonk

I had to take my dog outside, and all of a sudden, this loud buzzing just came up next to my ear. I ran like crazy while it was tangled in my hair and tripped on the pavement, scraped my knee and the palm of my hand (Twice, because I tripped twice), and freaked my dog out so that she wouldn't go to the bathroom. I think it liked the smell of my floral shampoo... xp

Now, mom is wondering why I came inside all out of breath and with a frantic Suki pulling on her leash.

Yes, this is for real.


Z: Well those MO-FOs better not be moving into OUR yard, dammit! scream "


And there she remained. Forever forgotten.

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 6:53 pm


((You were completely safe....))
PostPosted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 6:57 pm


Kaye - Yours Truly
Be grateful. We're shackled by the possibility that there might be a growing beehive in our WALLS. eek
A girl lost in the depths of her own confusion, she last cried out...


" gonk


Z: But, but... I. HATE. BUGS.

And yes, I'm a major wuss when it comes to insects. If a bee, spider, or beetle lands on me/comes too close, I'd be running so fast you'd think I was being chased by a psycho murderer with a chainsaw. xp "


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PostPosted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 6:58 pm


Obviously the bees wanted to make your ears into a new beehive. Fatal, in his constant shifting from casual speak to OoC, was correct that you were completely safe. The bees were merely scouting out your ears for potential breeding grounds. Nothing to worry about. wink
PostPosted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:00 pm


Heh! I know I'm doing that (()) !

As for the scouting, uh... I don't think they do that to live and moving things. But, talking to an arachnophobe here, I understand your position.

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:18 pm


Oh yeah?

We have black widow spiders by my house.
THEY ARE THE SIZE OF YOUR HAND.


And the moths are bigger than that.
They could seriously be the spawn of MOTHRA.

What's horrible is when your having a nice, lovely cup of tea at the computer, you look to your left and...

there is a spider I swear the size of your hand.
So you seize your electric swatter, and you get it to a corner..
it's quiet and they just go...


PostPosted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:20 pm


Until just recently, I lived in a house in the middle of nowhere (that RANCH place) that, you could spend ten minutes turning up logs in the back yard (which is a considerably large back yard) and find Black Widows (almost said windows) under each, maybe more than one each. Plus, the Brown Recluse was much more deadly than the Black Widow.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 9:07 am


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There's an element of cuteness, scariness and comedy in here.

The cuteness comes from Hiddochi's childish fear and running away girlishly *huggles Hiddochi*. Ish okie though, buggies shouldn't hurt you!

The scary part is all the scary buggie talk >< Especially tons of bees flying around and giant spiders.

Comedy is mainly from Breaddie and my posted picture of giant spiders.
PostPosted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 1:50 pm


I'm ashamed of what I did for a Klondike bar. razz

Anyway. Bees = suck. Mosquitoes suck too. So do wasps. But if you think your black widows are bad, oh honey. Go to Google. Search 'Huntsman spider'. I used to have some great pictures, but unfortunately they got deleted when my old computer crashed. D8

Wait. Wait. I think I happen to have somewhere in my files...*runs off to search* Ah. Here it is.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 2:09 pm


. . . @_@
PostPosted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 4:17 pm


Damn ><

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 4:37 pm


8D The wasps are my personal favourite. I mean, dear God. Although I have to say, the bot flies came a pretty close second.

@zfatal: Are you reacting to the link, or did you actually search Huntsman spiders as I suggested?
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