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In what I hope to develop into a series, i present y'all with my 1st set of unusual, embarrassing, and confusing questions. Guaranteed to rattle your brain. lol. xD Have fun with it!

- What was your pet name when you were a kid?

- If we say we are here to help others, what are the others here for?

- Relate the most funny incident in your life. Or what was the funniest thing you did as a kid?

- What was the naughtiest prank you played in school?

- Who was your first crush?

- Which was the most embarrassing moment of your life?

- Does one of your socks have a hole in it?

- If a bus stops at a bus station, does your work stop at your work station?

- List five things you would need to survive, if left alone on a deserted island.

- If it is illegal to drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?

- If man evolved from monkeys and apes, how do monkeys and apes still exist?

- What treatment would you seek if you were addicted to therapy?

- If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what do you think it is expanding into?

- Why are boxing rings square-shaped?

- What is one to do if an endangered animal eats endangered plants?

- If you were a geometric shape, what would you like to be?

- If ‘pro’ is the opposite of ‘con’, is ‘progress’ the opposite of ‘congress’?

- Don’t you think, the term, ‘free gift’ consists of a redundant usage of words?

- If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

- Would you believe in a liar who admits he is one?

- If you are to take a picture of cheese, what do you think it would say?

- Have you been to jail?

- Why do we drive in a parkway and park in a driveway?

- What was your pet name when you were a kid?
My pet name was "CrAckY" they called me this because I was hyper.
- If we say we are here to help others, what are the others here for?
Um...Helping others??
- Relate the most funny incident in your life. Or what was the funniest thing you did as a kid?
I pantsed some older kid, but I accidently pulled down his underwear. o.O
- What was the naughtiest prank you played in school?
Trashed a teacher's car
- Who was your first crush?
Even if I told you you wouldn't know her.
- Which was the most embarrassing moment of your life?
Farting when it was so quiet in my classroom.
- Does one of your socks have a hole in it?
A lot of them do.
- If a bus stops at a bus station, does your work stop at your work station?
My brain hurts!!!
- List five things you would need to survive, if left alone on a deserted island.
A magazine wink , a lot of young beautiful women, food, a weapon (like a plunger), and shelter.
- If it is illegal to drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
So they make more money that way??
- If man evolved from monkeys and apes, how do monkeys and apes still exist?
We rejected them, because we needed animals to entertain us.
- What treatment would you seek if you were addicted to therapy?
SUPER-THERAPY!!!!!
- If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what do you think it is expanding into?
A BIGGER civilization with 20 foot people and 150 foot buildings.
- Why are boxing rings square-shaped?
Because most boxes are square.
- What is one to do if an endangered animal eats endangered plants?
Eat the endangered animal!! twisted
- If you were a geometric shape, what would you like to be?
A square.
- If ‘pro’ is the opposite of ‘con’, is ‘progress’ the opposite of ‘congress’?
Yeah!! I think??
- Don’t you think, the term, ‘free gift’ consists of a redundant usage of words?
Say what?!?
- If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
I think so. Wait does that make me a Moron?!?
- Would you believe in a liar who admits he is one?
He's probably lying.
- If you are to take a picture of cheese, what do you think it would say?
Your so cheesy!! xD
- Have you been to jail?
No, but I here its nice.
- Why do we drive in a parkway and park in a driveway?
Once again, I am left clueless.



Nice, I actually enjoyed doing this.

- What was your pet name when you were a kid?
Shelly Belly. -.-

- If we say we are here to help others, what are the others here for?
Help?

- Relate the most funny incident in your life. Or what was the funniest thing you did as a kid?
Um...I told my mom she was pissing me off when I was 2.

- What was the naughtiest prank you played in school?
I didn't play pranks 'cause I'm lame.

- Who was your first crush?
Some kid named Michael in kindergarten.

- Which was the most embarrassing moment of your life?
I have too many to put, really.

- Does one of your socks have a hole in it?
I'm not wearing socks. >.>

- If a bus stops at a bus station, does your work stop at your work station?
If I want it to.

- List five things you would need to survive, if left alone on a deserted island.
Bear Grylls. >_>...

- If it is illegal to drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
Because hitch-hiking is also illegal?

- If man evolved from monkeys and apes, how do monkeys and apes still exist?
*Hands you Charles Darwin* Ask him.

- What treatment would you seek if you were addicted to therapy?
Couples Counseling

- If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what do you think it is expanding into?
More everything?

- Why are boxing rings square-shaped?
Because it likes to be an oxymoron.

- What is one to do if an endangered animal eats endangered plants?
Have a narrator narrate the event...and he has to have a British accent...and emphasize the word "endangered".

- If you were a geometric shape, what would you like to be?
A circle, cause that's how straight I am.

- If ‘pro’ is the opposite of ‘con’, is ‘progress’ the opposite of ‘congress’?
If 'congress' is what 'con' stands for.

- Don’t you think, the term, ‘free gift’ consists of a redundant usage of words?
No. I've gotten a free gift before.

- If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
No, but this question does. :3

- Would you believe in a liar who admits he is one?
Nah.

- If you are to take a picture of cheese, what do you think it would say?
"I MAYKZ U CONSTIPATED" <-- compliments of my friend. xD

- Have you been to jail?
Lololololololol.

- Why do we drive in a parkway and park in a driveway?
Because we're bad at giving things names.

In what I hope to develop into a series, i present y'all with my 1st set of unusual, embarrassing, and confusing questions. Guaranteed to rattle your brain. lol. xD Have fun with it!

- What was your pet name when you were a kid?
f**/Taterbug

- If we say we are here to help others, what are the others here for?
To watch me be awesome

- Relate the most funny incident in your life. Or what was the funniest thing you did as a kid?
I jammed a potato chip in Jessiecup's eye

- What was the naughtiest prank you played in school?
I drew an obscene picture of my German Teacher in 6th grade, passed it around class, which was promptly passed the to teacher.

- Who was your first crush?
Smurfette. I ******** her smurfy little a** hardcore.

- Which was the most embarrassing moment of your life?
Learning that for a guy, it's harder to hide arousal then it is if you are a woman.

- Does one of your socks have a hole in it?
Nope.

- If a bus stops at a bus station, does your work stop at your work station?
My work station is the world, so yep. I own you all bitches.

- List five things you would need to survive, if left alone on a deserted island.
The ship that got you there. A crew, and enough supplies to get you home.

I did it in a list of three bitches >:]

- If it is illegal to drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
Designated Drivers bub. >_> Common error is to believe that they supporting drinking and driving. Technically speaking, and this is just technical, it is illegal to Drink AND drive. Therefore you should drink BEFORE driving. People are so silly, drinking and driving, god. Do it right.

- If man evolved from monkeys and apes, how do monkeys and apes still exist?
We didn't, you got the facts ******** up. Humans and apes have a common ancestor, we didn't evolve from apes.

- What treatment would you seek if you were addicted to therapy?
Sex therapy.

- If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what do you think it is expanding into?
It's not, that's just the human's dumb language speech pattern. They are able to see further out, so to human's it is expanding because they are seeing more, but in technical sense, the universe isn't expanding.

- Why are boxing rings square-shaped?
Because 'ring' has more than one definition, ring (n) a. A rectangular arena set off by stakes and ropes in which boxing or wrestling events are held.

Which is quick handy because I could ask 'why can't boxing rings be answered?' Get it? Rings? Telephone? Yeah, I crack myself up too.

- What is one to do if an endangered animal eats endangered plants?
Let nature runs it's course. The planet isn't dying, in 4 + Billion years over 80 % of all the species in the world have died out. We're doing just fine.

- If you were a geometric shape, what would you like to be?
Boobs.

- If ‘pro’ is the opposite of ‘con’, is ‘progress’ the opposite of ‘congress’?
Nope, but nice try. The actual opposite of progress is digress. I can understand the confusion though. It's hard to open up a dictionary; especially when you can look it up online. =)

- Don’t you think, the term, ‘free gift’ consists of a redundant usage of words?
No, because sometimes gifts are given only after people after giving the gift-er something before hand.

- If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
No... simply put, morality comes from having morals. u_u I don't even how morons and morality was even slightly connected.

- Would you believe in a liar who admits he is one?
Yep, everyone lies at one point or another anyway. What does this mean? We're all liars at some point.

- If you are to take a picture of cheese, what do you think it would say?
Nothing, it's food, not a living object. Unless it's a person who is named 'Cheese' but the word 'cheese' is not capitalized, so unless this was a typo, it is not a name. Therefore it is no a person, and therefore can not speak. It doesn't speak.

- Have you been to jail?
I met everyone's mother there. Then I stabbed them all with my flaming racecar spork of doom.

- Why do we drive in a parkway and park in a driveway?
George Carlin fan I see. And I have an answer for this actually,

Park, is derived from an explorer Park Mungo 1771-1806; Scottish explorer in Africa known for his expeditions on the Niger River. At that time the word Park was a word used to 'venture forth' or to 'explore' due to Park Mungo's recorded expeditions. What do you do on a parkway? You explore and venture forth with your vehicle. And the word 'way' is simply used for 'direction' so 'Parkway', by the combination of the words means 'Venture forth in direction.

Now for the word driveway.

Simply put, the word drive itself holds a definition, word for word 'a private road leading to a house' and another definition of the word 'way' is actually plain and simple 'Facility' or another definition 'specified destination' So combine the two words 'drive' and 'way' together and you get 'A private road leading to a house; facility.' or 'Specified destination leading to a facility' <--- Definitions when broken down, don't get their separate definitions combined together word for word, or will have entirely different definitions altogether, which they do, but to get the point across I'm just using the separate definitions to show why the words Parkway and Driveway.


And that is why we drive on a Parkway and park on a Driveway. =)

smart a** answers are the most entertaining answers. xDDDDDDDDDD