Welcome to the neighborhood. The name's none of your damn business but generally I'm known as the 'Welcoming Committee round here'. Weird since I don't actually live here but what the hell. Anyway there's a couple of locations you'll need to know about. The first is Midland Elementary. It's located on Davis Street and is generally a run-down piece of crap...but hey it's better than freakily happy Sugarhill so what do I care?
Well that's it. Nice cozy looking place huh? Well screw you. Everybody 'round here can tell you that the real teaching goes on in the old broken-down portables out back. Damn place hasn't changed since I was kid.
Anyway. Moving on we've got old Gateway Drive. This where all the real action goes down. Place is downright crazy ya ask me. But hey I crash here so who cares. At 396 you'll find our most active resident, Shyla Barnes, my niece and total pain in the neck. Cute kid though. Hear she wants to take over the world. Always thought it was good to have ambition. Next door to her lives her little lackey Cale Havez. He's the scrawny little brat with the five older brothers and the coke-bottle glasses. Sort of looks like harry potter. Yeah that's the one.
Anyway I suppose you'll want to see the park next. Well it's right across the street, though I'd watch yourself since Perris street tends to get the real wacko drivers...like myself. Heh heh. Anyway, the parks just across the way and it's a nice enough place during the day. Though you'll have to watch out for a hobo or two...and once the high school gets out there's no use staying there long since that's where all the teenagers go to neck. Damn ruddy jerks the lot of 'em.
Well I guess that's about it. There's a shopping center and the closed-off lake that only those bastards living in Sun Ranch get to swim in but you can sneak in if you know how to break into any one of the gates around the lake. Just be careful the security guards don't catch you. They can't arrest you...they're just really damn annoying.
That's it. I got to go. Got to go meet with my sister. Nice to meet you......Welcome to hell.
Well that's it. Nice cozy looking place huh? Well screw you. Everybody 'round here can tell you that the real teaching goes on in the old broken-down portables out back. Damn place hasn't changed since I was kid.
Anyway. Moving on we've got old Gateway Drive. This where all the real action goes down. Place is downright crazy ya ask me. But hey I crash here so who cares. At 396 you'll find our most active resident, Shyla Barnes, my niece and total pain in the neck. Cute kid though. Hear she wants to take over the world. Always thought it was good to have ambition. Next door to her lives her little lackey Cale Havez. He's the scrawny little brat with the five older brothers and the coke-bottle glasses. Sort of looks like harry potter. Yeah that's the one.
Anyway I suppose you'll want to see the park next. Well it's right across the street, though I'd watch yourself since Perris street tends to get the real wacko drivers...like myself. Heh heh. Anyway, the parks just across the way and it's a nice enough place during the day. Though you'll have to watch out for a hobo or two...and once the high school gets out there's no use staying there long since that's where all the teenagers go to neck. Damn ruddy jerks the lot of 'em.
Well I guess that's about it. There's a shopping center and the closed-off lake that only those bastards living in Sun Ranch get to swim in but you can sneak in if you know how to break into any one of the gates around the lake. Just be careful the security guards don't catch you. They can't arrest you...they're just really damn annoying.
That's it. I got to go. Got to go meet with my sister. Nice to meet you......Welcome to hell.
