Hey there! You're friendly neighborhood real estate agent again! Here with your fancy-shmancy paper-work!

....Oh don't look at me like that it has to be done if you're going to move in. Why? Oh I don't know must be something to do with the government. Could skip it if it wasn't so darn important. Anyway you'll need to fill it out as truthfully as possible. Oh yes...and do remember to put down all the proper information. I mean this place is crazy but if you go around calling yourself an elf or something else on the weird side you'll be locked up faster than you can say 'They're coming to take me away Ha ha! Hee hee! Ho ho!'. Anyway once you fill these out we can set about moving you in. I've got quite few dandy locations right next to the old elementary school that I think would be just PERFECT for you!

By the way. I added a few notes on the copy just to help you put things right. Have to avoid being sued myself y'know.

From the desk of Satan


Name:
Age:
Gender:
Address: ( Don't worry I'll fill this part in for you. But I DO take requests)
Occupation:
Height:
Weight: ( Try to be realistic now. We all know that you can't weigh ninety pounds and still have breasts THAT large. .....Even if they're fake.... )
Appearance: (Try to include a photo but if you feel like using a description don't worry. I know a VERY good photographer)
Bio: (make me laugh and I'll set you up with a place with a pool)
Personality:
Favorite and/or theme song:
Other: ( just feel free to put whatever the hell you want here...I really don't mind. The IRS might. But I don't.)