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Im bored and wide awake, so Im gonna try 2 make an extremly long quiz.
I may give u something if I have the money. If u finish the quiz, there's a 99.9(repeating)% chance that I'll give u a special prize. It took me about 3-4 hours to make this quiz, so no complaining. This quiz has been made 4 the purpose of getting gold and having fun. It has 334 questions, and u need to answer ALL of them. There is no rush, just take your time to finish the quiz. U can finish it in 1 day or 5 years from now as long as you finish it.sry, but I just HAD 2 add just 1 more question, lol. Just 2 make sure we're clear, I'm asking these questions about u in REAL LIFE, not ur avi or wat u'd look like in ur fantasy world. Let's try 2 get this 2 @ least 1,000 pages, k?

Now... here is the quiz!!!!!!:
1. Ello!
2. Wat is ur name?
3. Can u plz repeat that?
4. How old r u?
5. How old r u in dog years?
6. Y r u taking this quiz?
7. Was is because u were bored?
8. Was it because it was here?
9. Wat is ur fav color?
10. My fav color is blue.
11. Wat's ur 2nd fav color?
12. Wat's ur 3rd fav color?
13. Wat's ur 4th fav color?
14. Wat's ur least fav color?
15. Did u think that in the last question, I was gonna ask for ue 5th fav color?
16. Have u ever taken the Impossible Quiz?
17. Wat do u call Mountain Dew?
18. Do u live in Alaska?
19. Then wat about Hawaii?
20. Do u live in the U.S.?
21. Do u live in Lativa?
22. Am I annoying u?
23. How about now?
24. Now?
25. Am I annoying u now?
26. Wat's ur fav pokemon?
27. Is it a Huntail?
28. Do u have a pet?
29. Do u have more than 1 pet?
30. How many pets do u have?
31. Is there someone sitting next 2 u?
32. If so, r they mentally retarded?
33. Do u watch Naruto?
34. Am I annoying u NOW?
35. Wat's ur 5th fav color?
36. Do u like turkey sandwiches?
37. How much gold do u have?
38. How much gold did u get for answering the last question?
39. Do u play GH?
40. Do u kno wat GH stands 4?
41. GH stands 4 Guitar Hero. Now do u kno wat it means?
42. Wat's the farthest u've ever gotten on the Impossible Quiz?
44. R u infatuated with someone?
43. R u in love?
45. R u infatuated with someone u met on the Internet?
46. R u in love with someone u met on the Internet?
47. Did u meet them @ EHarmony.com?
48. Did u think WTF on the last question?
49. Do u want some nachoes?
50. Too bad, I don't have any nachoes...
51. Wanna cookie?
52. Will u be willing to turn to the dark side for a cookie?
53. Do u need 2 use the bathroom right now?
54. If so, then go. If not, post a ninja
55. Did u ever go on a date?
56. did u ever have ur first kiss?
57. Reanswer question #2
58. Did u noticed that I switched questions 43 and 44 around?
59. Pokemon Ruby or Pokemon Sapphire?
60. Pokemon FireRed or Leafgreen?
61. Pokemon Diamond or Pokemon Pearl?
62. Wat is ur 6th fav color?
63. Can u speak Korean?
64. Wat do u want to be when u grow up?
65. Wat am I currently doing right now?
66. Wat is my pet turtle currently doing right now?
67. In my time right now, it's 4:58 am.
68. R u psychic?
69. R u psycho?
70. LATIAS, USE DRACO METEOR!!!!!
71. R u ok?
72. Did u kno that I was talking 2 my Latias and not u?
73. Wat is ur goal in life?
74. wat is ur goal on Gaia?
75. Have u achieved any of ur goals?
76. Do u sweat a lot?
77. Did u kno that girls fart on the same average as boys?
78. I saw a snake regurgitate it's meal on Animal Planet 1 time.
79. Can a snake eat a human?
80. Do u have proof?
81. Railroad tracks, railroad cars, can u spell that without any r's?
82. Spell Mississippi
83. Is Mewtwo a male, female, or it? (hint: the right answer is in orange)
84. Wat is bumping?
85. Define mitosis
86. Did u need a dictonary to define mitosis?
87. R u a lair?
88. Now how much gold do u have?
89. Post all the emote icons in seperate posts
90. U MAKE KITTY SCARED!!!!!!!
91. Tell me ur fav song, and put the phrase "Up my nose" after it.
92. Did it sound funny?
93. Do u have a MP3?
94. Do u have an IPod?
95. Do u have $6?
96. Do u have a Playlist?
97. Do u have a MySpace?
98. Do u have a Neopet?
99. Do u have a Webkins?
100. Do u have a llama?
101. Do u have an Obama?
102. did the last question make no sense @ all?
103. I put that question there cuz it rhymed with llama.
104. Did u kno that?
105. Who's on first.
106. If who's on 1st, then is who on 3rd?
107. If who is not on third, then who is on 3rd?
108. Have u ever heard a song called Bob?
109. Did u kno that Bob is by Weird Al Yankovic?
110. Did u kno that if u answered idk on question #107, then u got the question right?
111. Do u like squirrels?
112. Have u ever heard of Sally the Squirrel?
113. Have u ever heard of Foamy ther Squirrel?
114. Why is the sky blue?
115. Why is the ocean the same color as the sky?
116. Why is the ocean a different shade from the sky?
117. Why is it that while the sky is blue, space is black?
118. Wat will happen 2 u if u went into a black hole?
119. Ever heard of Orion's Belt?
120. Should it be called Orion's Belt or an onion belt?
121. Do u kno ur abc's?
122. Recite ur abc's in different posts.
123. This is question #123.
124. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!
125. Is it really ur b-day?
126. If so, then HAPPY HANNUKAH!!!!!!!
127. Wait, is it really Hannukah?
128. If not, then is today Tuesday?
129. Wednesday?
130. Then wat about Thursday?
131. Is it Friday?
132. How about Saturday?
133. Then it's Monday, right?
134. Is it the Christain Holy Day?
135. Did u kno that the Christain Holy Day is Sunday?
136. Is today Thursday?
137. Is it Thrusday NOW?
138. Did u kno that Thursday is named after the Norse god Thor?
139. Did u kno that Thor has a wife?
140. Did u kno that Yabune is the name of a Japanese god?
141. R u a Republican?
142. Is it better 2 be an Einstein with 1 friend, or a stupid person with many friends?
143. THE AVERAGE JOES WON THE DODGEBALL TOURNAMENT!!!!!
144. Did u kno that my turtle just startled me?
145. If u could have 1 superpower, wat would it be?
146. Does Charlie go 2 Candyland?
147. Is Sonic really a restraunt?
148. I thought that he was a hedgehog.
149. So there are TWO Sonic?!?!?!
150. OMG no way!!!!!!

Ok, how about some true or false questions.

151. U take a shower every morning.
152. U like to eat tacos.
153. I am annoying u.
154. T is the 19th letter in the alphabet.
155. U r bisexual
156. U r a lesbian
157. U r a gay
158. U r a straight person
159. Ur on crack
160. U like sugar
161. U do drugs
162. U drink alcohol
163. U r 18 or older
164. U r a virgin
165. U like ninjas

Ok, back to the original quetions:
166. How much wood would a wouldchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
167. R u my friend?
168. If not, do u want 2 be my friend? If u r m friend, put a mrgreen icon
169. U must be 18 or older to order.
170. Am I a random person?
171. Do u have any shiny pokemon?
172. did I trade u any of ur shiny pokemon?
173. Did u get them fair and square, or did u hack them?
174. Do u have a cell phone?
175. How often do u flirt?
176. Do u have any kids?
177. If so, how old r they? (If not and ur under 20, put a biggrin , if not and ur 20+, put however u feel about the fact taht u don't have a child/children)
178. R u married?
179. If ur not married, then do u ever want 2 get married? If u r married, than how's ur relationship with ur spouse going?
180. If ur not married, then do u have a bf or gf? If u r married, post a dramallama
181. Ur outside, and it starts 2 rain. Wat do u do?
182. Do u often daydream?
183. Wat's the weirdest dream that u ever had?
184. Do u have any tattoos?
185. Wat is u r fav food?
186. R u a picky eater?
187. Have u ever eaten sushi?
188. If so, then how did it taste? If not, then post a cheese_whine
189. R u lactose intolerant (r u allergic 2 dairy products)?
190. R u allergic 2 anything?
191. Do u kno CPR?
192. Say that ur @ the beach. A loved 1 is drowning, and there's no lifeguard around 2 help. Wat do u do?
193. Wat is/are ur biggest fear(s)?
194. How long can u hold ur breath?
195. When I asked the last question, did u hold ur breath and time urself?
196. Wat is the brand of toothpaste u use 2 brush ur teeth?
197. Wat is ur fav flavor of ice cream?
198. Do u like to put anything on ur ice cream? If so, then wat do u put on it?
199. Truth or Dare?
200. Do u like chocolate?
201. R u a pessimist or optimist (Do u look @ the negative side of things or the positive)?
202. Wat was question #43?
203. No, I am not in love. Now, I'll ask the questions, and u answer them. R we clear on that? That means u can't ask me any more questions.
204. Why'd u ask me that question in the first place?
205. No, I didn't.
206. Ok, let's just move on with the rest of the questions...
207. Say that u have a glass of water. Do u see it as half full, or half empty?
208. 2+3=?
209. Did u say 5 to the last question?
210. The real answer to question 208... will be revealed when I come back.
211. Do u want me 2 get u a drink while Im gone?
212. Ok then, suit yourself.
213. *10 min later* Ok, the real answer to question 208 is...
214. *drumroll*
215. Water
216. If u want the real answer, copy and paste the blank in red as ur answer
217. R u a tree killer or a tree hugger?
218. Y am I asking u all of these questions?
219. Saskue Uchiha is dead.
220. OMG! HE HAS BEEN REINCARNATED BY THE POWER OF LAY'S SALT AND VINEGAR CHIPS!!!!!!!
221. Wat pokemon is this question's #?
222. Did u check a pokedex 2 answer the last question right?
223. If u said Piloswine to question #221, u got it correct.
224. Still hanging in there I see...
225. R u hanging in there?
226. R u ready to answer the rest of the questions?
227. R U SURE?!?!?!
228. R U READY FOR THIS?!?!?!?!
229. EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
230. Wat is ur fav song on GH 3? (if u never played GH3, post a sweatdrop )
231. Wat is ur fav song on GH World Tour? (if u never played GHWT, then post a sweatdrop )
232. Wat is ur fav pizza topping?
233. Spell Guitar Hero World Tour in seperate posts.
234. Spell it again.
235. Did u kno that in the last question, I was talking ur answer 2 question #83?
236. Heart Gold or Soul Silver?
237. Lugia or Ho-oh?
238. Ho-oh or Ho-ho?
239. Good or Evil?
240. Kyogre or Groudon?
241. Dialga or Palkia?
242. Mew or Mewtwo?
243. Latias or Latios?
244. Mesprit, Uxie, or Azelf?
245. Espeon or Umbreon?
246. Leafeon or Glaceon?
247. Vaporeon, Jolteon, or Flareon?
248. King Kong or Godzilla?
249. Naruto or Bleach?
250. Robot Chicken or Aqua Teen Hungerforce?
251. Naruto or Kakashi?
252. Kirby or Meta Knight?
253. Kakashi or Saskue?
254. Hehe... Saskue sounds like "sauce is gay"
255. Naruto or Saskue?
256. Hinata or Sakura?
257. Ino or Sakura?
258. Yin or Yang?
259. Have u ever noticed that Latias and Latios are sorta like yin and yang?
260. Yin, Yang, or Yo?
261. Inuyasha or Code G.e.a.s.s?
262. Code G.e.a.s.s or Naruto?
263. Naruto or Inuyasha?
264. Bleach or Inuyasha?
265. Bleach or Code G.e.a.s.s.?
266. King Kong or Donkey Kong?
267. Mario or Luigi?
268. Peach or Daisy?
269. Wario or Waluigi?
270. Manaphy or Phione?
271. Shaymin or Giritina?
272. Solrock or Lunatone?
273. Seviper or Zangoose?
274. Underwear or Thongs?
275. WTF or GTFO?
276. 275 or 276?
277. Wanna cookie?
278. It's almost 7am
279. Do u think that Im on crack? Cuz Im not.
280. SweeTarts or Nerds?
281. Ho-ho or Twinkie?
282. Ho-oh or Twinkie?
283. It stopped raining outside! Wat do u do?
284. If ur were 2 die in the next hour, wat would be the one thing that u would want to do before u die?
285. If u and ur friends were in a life-or-death situation, and someone was to die so the others can live, would u be that 1 person that dies for them?
286. Wat if it was ur family? Would u die for them?
287. Would u die for ur true love (if u don't have a true love, then pretend that u do)
288. If the city/town that u live in were about 2 crash under a wave, would u do the same thing that Latios did in the 5th pokemon movie and die to save it?
289. If someone who means a lot to u died, wat would u do?
290. Were these life-and-death questions too personal?
291. I'm sorry if they were too personal.
292. One more death question: If u were to chose how u would die, then how would u die?
293. Can u drive?
294. Do u have a license to drive a car?
295. Howr u doing?
296. R u sad that the quiz is about to end?
297. Do u wear glasses/contacts?
298. Who's quiz was better: mine or Ninja Dragon Warrior's?
299. Now how much gold do u have?
300. I just added a few more questions.
301. Wat is the most recent movie u've seen?
302. Wat is the color of ur hair?
303. Wat is ur eye color?
304. Which member of ur family do u resemble the most?
305. Crack is whack.
306. Have u ever wore pantyhose?
307. Do u shave?
308. Do u like animals?
309. Do u have a job?
310. Do u have any piercings?
311. Wat is ur fav candy?
312. Do u dye ur hair?
313. R u popular in ur school?
314. Wat is the scariest show that u ever seen?
315. Wat is the scariest movie that u ever seen?
316. Do u watch that show or movie, despite it's scariness?
317. Is scariness even a word?
318. Michael Jackson died 2day (June 25)
319. He was 50 years old when he died.
320. Is ur room usually clean or messy?
321. This is question 321.
322. BLASTOFF!!!!
323. Have u ever watched The Othersiders?
324. Ok, when i sing a verse from Rooftops, u admit something that u want 2 admit, ok?
325. *singing* Standing on the Rooftops, everybody scream your heart out.
326. How often do u change ur underwear?
327. Would u rather beworking 4 20 years and get $1,000,000 or work for 3 years and earn $25,000?
328. There's a school play coming up, and u have to b a part of it. Wat roll do u play (ex. main character; working on props)
329. If u lived in a tv show, which one would u live in?
330. Family Guy or South Park?
331. Have u ever heard of Lizzie Borden?
332. If not, then u should know that she killed her parents with an axe, and her house is one of the most haunted places on Earth. If u already knew who she is, put a idea
333. Scream to the world (or to everyone else in the guild) I HAVE COMPLETED THE SOUL DEW GUARDIAN'S 333 QUESTION QUIZ OF AMAZINGNESS!!!!!!!!
334. Is wrong still spelled wrong because wrong is wrong, and if it was right it'd still be wrong, right?

Please tell me what you think of my quiz. Like I said, I worked for about
3-4 hours on it.

2. Wat is ur name?
Kyle, but call me Sasuke or Sas

4. How old r u?
17

6. Y r u taking this quiz?
idk it was here i wanna finish it, or attempt to.

8. Was it because it was here?
Yea that too

10. My fav color is blue.
Yea i know ^^