"WTF?" Weird,Confusing,Stupid,and Downright Wrong RP Moments

[legendary thiefLawli]

Wynaro

lol now that's self-sacrifice XD "I TAKE HER PLACE! I'd rather be a frog than look like that freak anyway..."

as for iEmo_Sakura if love and self-sacrifice was the cure it would be.

normal teacher = cured

emo retard = diseased = hung for being a witch


I was in a rp sequel once... was a naruto rp. The village is being attacked by a bijuu and the wall is destroyed, everyone is dieing, and all the while this one guy is trying to make out with the only girl in the rp... It's like. "If I'm going to live this gotta make sure I'm the only romance character in the rp!" I quit the next day >.<

I was in a naruto RP once, and whilst my character was fighting the Akatsuki (He was gaaras nephew, Temaris son but had none of his uncles abilties, besides the Shukaku, which he had no urge to control.) and had killed two of their members, and was about to kill a third when EVERYBODY in the rp suddenly jumped in on my side, and I just aid "Right guys, enough, deleter your posts cos its a bit unfair now, dontcha think" And so for oncer they all listend to me *Hallelujah* and I continued with my guiys fight, so the fight drags on for two days, my guy is badly wounded, and is facing the last two Akatsuki, two knonoha jonin have jumped in at the lasdt minute to save him, and what happens to the last two akatsuki? They stop posting...  

[legendary thiefLawli]

Veste

I don't like stooping to their level u____u;
Plus actually doing anything complicated would go against my character's personality. Doorstop was all he would invest time in for.

Or he could have used her as a rape victim by throwing her into London on a friday night?  

[Suriel Leicht]

You guys have me wanting to make a joke character now. Seriously, I'm cracking up on my end.  

[Veste]

Nowhere near london, sorry 8D
However...


Nah, that stupid guild was totally G rated.
F U ALL MAN >:{



Joke characters are amazing 8D
I totally got kicked out of one of those vampire mansions (I get bored, I troll) for using the Sugar Plum Fairy.
Small, Pink, Hyperactive.

I asked if I could kill her off, so she got sucked up by the vacuum cleaner. xDDDD  

[Wynaro]

LOL XD I love joke characters.... I want to make one now >.> anyone got an rp I can join with a completely retarded character?  

[Suriel Leicht]

I'm sure you can find something dumb in Barton Town,ja? Plus they have no idea of this guild. Something tells me a joke charcter is better when people have no idea it is one.  

[Rabscuttle]

This thread is excellent. xD

legendary detective Lawli

You have to fight dumb ******** with dumb ******** class="clear">

[Wynaro]

LOL
That always gets fun though XD When sum1 auto hits and the other does another random autohit leading to 2 ppl missing random limbs because no1 wwants to say nything out loud XD

I once was in a naruto rp >.> I rally like naruto >.> but I was in this naruto rp and there were like 7 of us all in the same battle. It eventually got completely tangled because of people posting against the same action. In the end it was

123 all destroyed an icey dome

2 grabbed 0 and ran off

4 made a small icey dome around 4 and 0

5 attacked 3

6 just sat watching

and no1 realized 7 THE LEADER had just stood there the whole time XD

I had to say "Okay this is getting way to mixed up lets take a minute to decide what happened..."

In the end both of my characters were hospitalized D=>  

[Hnnng-san]

LMAO! This is like the most hilarious thread ever! xD I seriously laughed outloud a couple of times.

lol I've never had a problem with rps. *shrugs*

I've never heard of a joke character before. Makes me wanna make one now.

But now that I've learned about Utensil, everything else just seems so bland. xd  

[Wynaro]

OMG SAZUKO! You escaped from Basketweave! And your curse was lifted! And... I spelled your name wrong >.>  

[Hnnng-san]

oro? You just confused me lol.  

[Wynaro]

XD Underwater Basketweaver has a mini-cow and I saw it and went "OMG YOU KIDNAPPED SAZUKO!
EVERYONE HURRY WE GOTTA SAVE HIM!" XD But I called you Suzako.  

[Hnnng-san]

oh lol, I can't believe you remembered me! xd

I tried making a joke character, but I think I just killed the rp by doing it. xd Take a look.

http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/barton-town/roleplay-as-akatsuki-member-use-your-own-character/t.51142865/

P.S. I don't have anything against gay people. In fact, I love them. I just thought it would be funny to have an effeminate man with the initials FU going around killing people and hitting on other rpers. xD  

[Suriel Leicht]

Oh my god Sazuko, that's hilarious! Just reading the pro I'm starting to laugh,even though I should probably be somewhat offended.

By the way, welcome back from wherever you went. I'm new here.
And,yes I believe Veste wins epically forever for creating Utensil.

@Wynaro's stories; xd lol  

[grilledcheezy]

@Sazuko: i have to quote the awsomeness of this:
"...Because the last one tried to grope me while I was undercover as a girl, and didn't know it was me. He lost his right hand and later quit being part of the organization."
too damn funny xd