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JackAllAlong

PostPosted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 11:48 pm


The entire movie condensed, and bella lost her dumb somewhere too
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/487878
"Take that! Cedric Diggory!"
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/470766
An important message, and acting that is just like the movie!
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/488343
MORE TO COME!
PostPosted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 12:21 am


i lol'd almost to death

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JackAllAlong

PostPosted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 1:21 am


Totally
"I don't care Edw-" "I watch you at night!" "-Wait, what?"
PostPosted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 1:11 pm


XD Thats effin epic. "What? Sparkly like a diamond?"

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JackAllAlong

PostPosted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 1:17 pm


Yes, I love how the second one emphasizes that he couldn't keep one face for more than two seconds.
PostPosted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 1:18 pm


" Take that cedric diggory!" " God can you believe that sick old pervert wanted to do stuff to me, live for forever is so lame!" " Yeah it's really lame ;~;" Voldemort died inside! LOL

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 1:20 pm


and in the first one she grows logic, "Why don't you just say you're homeschooled? and go on adventures ALLLL the time." "Holy crap, I didn't think of that at all."
Two guys accidentally go see twilight, knowing nothing about it.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/473402
"IT'S A TEENY BOPPER MOVIE WITH VAMPIRES FOR THE HELL OF IT!"
PostPosted: Sat Jun 20, 2009 8:31 pm


" i mean seriously your lips are dark then mine"
"i'm dangerous stay away," *pulls out a lipstick *

" Is that lipstick?"
" Shut up i'm a pretty vampire!"

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JackAllAlong

PostPosted: Sat Jun 20, 2009 9:50 pm


I love that one, If any of you guys have any others, post 'em, we wanna see.
PostPosted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 2:29 pm


LOLOL that was the most hilarious thing i've ever seen!

"here edward, take this wooden stake and stab it through James' heart!"
"Why would i do that? to kill a vampire u have to rip their limbs off and throw it in a fire."
"Oh come the heck on!"

LOL

the twhylight was also freakin hilarious! i loved it how the girls squealed when the doctor came in, they did that in real life too!!

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JackAllAlong

PostPosted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 8:01 pm


The captions between the dialouge are funny too, if you watch without subtittles
PostPosted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 2:16 pm


I always wondered about the holes in the plot when it came to the twilight books....Now everything is sparkely clear....like edwards skin. lol

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JackAllAlong

PostPosted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 4:02 pm


Edwards explanation for the glitterskin was hilarious.
"Because when you die.... your skin.... crystallizes..."
PostPosted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 7:48 pm


LOL love this part:

Bella: so ur 17 forever huh?
Edward: Yeah, which is actually pretty lucky concidering...if i had waited a year to become a vampire, all them young girls would be eternally illegal for me.
Bella: that's incredibly creepy.
Edward: That's what i love about high school girls, they keep getting older and i stay the same age.

I agree with Bella that is creepy! XD

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JackAllAlong

PostPosted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 2:16 am


And he got jiggy with it!
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