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 Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 8:51 pm
*Funk walks down to the ring with a chair and a briefcase in hand, he set the chair in the middle of the ring, sets the briefcase next to it, and grabs a mic and sits down*
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I have done the impossible. I beat Foley in a hardcore match, I beat Sandman in a Singapore cane match and I beat Sabu in a Barbed wire roped match. All three of those sell outs feel at MY FEET! I beat them senseless. Sandman can go back to getting into fights at weddings,
*the crowd boos at this*
"Sabu can go back to working shows in that swine flu infested Mexico and Foley can go back to being a paper champion in Total Nonstop Crappy wrestling. I proved all three of them that I can still go, that I still have the heart and drive of a true ECW WRESTLER. I, TERRY FUNK AM THE LIVING LEGEND OF HARDCORE AND E C ******** W!"
*The crowd is chanting ECW ECW ECW*
"Now as far as what is in this briefcase, you will found out soon enough, but I want Foley, Sandman and Sabu to all come out here and do me a favor, to get into the ring, get on there KNEES and tell me that I am ECW and that the three of them are sell outs, that the three of them are just a shell of there former self's. ALL THREE OF YOU, GET OUT HERE!"
*Terry waits*
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Posted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 9:24 pm
*Funk is livid*
"WHAT"S THE MATTER FOLEY? Nursing your wounds? Huh? Don't have it in you anymore OLD MAN. I proved you wrong you fat, stupid hypocrite, You said let my legacy die? IT IS ALIVE AND STRONG, considering that I just took out 3 former ECW champions, BY MY FREAKING SELF! Now, GET OUT HERE AND SHOW MY THE RESPECT THAT I DESERVE FOLEY, SABU and SANDMAN."
*Funk sits in the middle of the ring*
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Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 8:09 pm
*Squee-SMASH*
*Riffage*
Foley's music hit as... no one appeared on the ramp. The music continued as the crowd, standing in anticipation, watched an empty space on the ramp intently. Eventually the music cut as nothing happened.
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Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 8:16 pm
*Funk smiles*
"Foley, mind games? Really? That's cute, real quite. That's WWE, style cute. I know why you won't come out, you want to know what is in the briefcase, huh, well let's find out."
*Funk grabs the case and, putting it on his lap, opens it up and pulls out the ECW World Title. He puts the title over his shoulder.*
"Remember this Foley, the ECW title, the title that symbolizes what heart, soul and wrestling really mean. Oh, that's right, because you never held the Extreme Championship Wrestling title, did you? No, never. This title is the heart and soul of wrestling, this title means EXTREME! THIS TITLE IS WRESTLING! Foley, you can't touch this. I beat you once and proved that I am better then you, that I still have it, that I am who I say I am and that is THE LIVING HARDCORE LEGEND! This title proves it when I beat you, Sabu and Sandman all in your type of matches. Foley, I know that you are scared to face me head on, but you at least need to say, come out and SAY that I am better then you."
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Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 1:44 am
But I held it!
*The camera pans over to see a Sandman in the crowd clutching a mic. He works his way through the crowd grinning as he drinks fans' beers as he passes them. Sandman climbs over the barricade and gets in the ring*
Terry you are damn pathetic. You use to be a total tough a**. Now you are just a crazy a** old man with no dignity. You need to realize the old ECW is dead, and there is a reason for that. You want to see what hardcore is nowadays? Look at Razor Ramon, he is our ******** hardcore champion. Times have change Funk, get the hell over it.
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Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 1:53 pm
"Born to be Wild," Foley's theme song in ECW hit, bringing out Cactus Jack onto the ramp. Unlike the other two, he wasn't holding a microphone in his hand. Instead, he held his barbed wire bat in both hands, hobbling toward the ring.
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Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 1:55 pm
eek
*Funk is shocked to see Cactus Jack*
"You want some, come get some, FOLEY!"
*Funk gets out of the ring and grabs a chair from the announcer booth and goes toward Foley*
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Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 2:23 pm
*Having been ignored by Funk Sandman decides it is best to let these two old men duke it out on their own. He rolls out of the ring and leaves through the crowd*
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Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 7:00 pm
*The lights go out, and when they come back on, Sabu appears between Foley and Funk, holding a chair and pointing to the sky*
scream
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Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 7:27 pm
Jack stopped, looking from Sabu to Funk, not sure who was going to move first.
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Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 7:47 pm
Funk, capitalizing, sees Foley distracted and attempts to nail him with a chair!
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Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 9:11 pm
*Sandman comes riding down the ramp in a car and attempts to hit Funk, Sabu, and Foley*
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Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 2:50 pm
*Funk sees the car and jumps out of the way, jumping off the ramp and landing hard on the floor*
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Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 6:23 pm
*Sabu dives after Funk, trying to drop a leg on him*
scream
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Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 9:58 am
(Weren't you just in the crowd? confused )
Jack was almost hit by Funk, only to get slammed by the car, propelling him onto the hood of the vehicle, cracking the windshield with his mass.
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