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 Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 11:42 am
Joel Gertner: "The following contest is a barbed wire rope match, were the ring ropes are replaced by barbed wire and you must pin your opponent inside the ring, introducing first, from the Double Cross Ranch in Amarillo Texas, weighing in at 240lbs, the Original Hardcore Ledgend TERRY FUNK!"
*Funk walks to the ring with a barbed wire bat in hand and slides into the ring, pricking the ropes slightly to see how sharp they are*
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Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 11:45 am
((I'll do the best I can, what with the two matches and all))
*"Huka Blues" by Harry Slash hit, and the crowd went wild. Sabu threw the curtain aside, and walked down the aisle, holding a chair*
Gertner: From Bombay, Michigan. Weighing in at 220 lbs. The Suicidal, Homicidal, Genocidal, Death Defyyyyyyyyyiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnng, Saaaaaaabuu!
*Sabu slid into the ring, and threw his headdress to the side. He then pointed at the sky and waited for the bell*
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Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 11:48 am
((Take your time, no rush, we have tomorrow and all summer smile )
*DING DING*
Terry bull rushes Sabu, trying to take him down.
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Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 11:50 am
*Sabu tried to intercept the rushing Funk by throwing a chair at his head*
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Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 11:51 am
eek
*Funk was to caught up in the moment to move and was nailed with the chair, falling to the ground in pain*
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Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 11:56 am
*Sabu picked up the chair and set it up in front of the makeshift ropes*
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Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 11:58 am
Funk slowly got back to his feet.
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Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 11:59 am
*Sabu, oblivious to the fact that Funk was now standing, still ran at the chair and triple-jumped to the top rope, pausing for a second.*
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Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 12:00 pm
Funk ran full force and attempted to push Sabu to the outside.
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Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 12:03 pm
*Sabu, having absolutely no leverage, was rocketed into the first row, only being saved from hitting solid concrete by the fans he knocked down*
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Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 12:05 pm
Funk, trying to one up Sabu, climbs to the top turnbuckle and attempts and moonsault into the crowd!
*4*
(I always roll for these, since Funk is old, even though it is not his finisher, it is still a big spot))
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Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 12:06 pm
((Yeah, rolling for big spots is always good))
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The Terry Funk rolled 1 10-sided dice:
1
Total: 1 (1-10)
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Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 12:07 pm
The crowd is chanting EC-dub EC-dub EC-dub!
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Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 12:08 pm
eek
*Sabu had just gotten up, only to be knocked right back down by the flying old man*
gonk
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Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 12:10 pm
Terry Funk lied motionless on top of Sabu
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