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 Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 3:23 pm
Do you have any favorite quotes from Tim Burton or Johnny Depp movies?
From Batman:
Joker: Gotham City. Always brings a smile to my face.
Vicki: What do you want?
Joker: My face on the dollar bill.
Vicki: You must be joking.
Joker: Do I look like I'm joking?
From Nightmare Before Christmas:
Jack: Just because I cannot see it, doesn't mean I can't believe it!
From BeetleJuice:
Lydia: I, myself, am strange and unusual.
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Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 2:23 pm
hmmm thats hard i can't remember the lines XD hmm maybe i'll post back later sleepy hollow comes on like once a week on my tv X3
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Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 4:45 pm
I have a lot of partial quotes from movies in my head, so I just look them up on imdb to get the complete lines. (:
From Secret Window:
Mort: I killed a mirror....and my shower door.
Mort: The only thing that matters is the ending. It's the most important part of the story, the ending.
And this one... is very good. This one's perfect.
From POTC: At World's End:
Jack Sparrow: We shall have a magnificent garden party and you're not invited!
From Corpse Bride:
Victor: I've got a... I've got a dwarf, and I'm not afraid to use him!
Victor: With this candle... I will set your mother on fire.
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Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 6:41 pm
Sweeney Todd:
Sweeney Todd:In all of the whole human race, Mrs. Lovett, there are two kinds of men and only two. There's the one staying put in his proper place and the one with his foot in the other one's face.
Toby: Nothing's gonna harm you, not while I'm around.
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Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 11:13 am
Edward Scissorhands:
Edward:and then she showed me the back room where she took all her cloths off.
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Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 4:54 pm
I love that Secret Window quote! The mirror one.
From Batman:
Joker: Really I thought I was a Pieces.
From POTC:
Hector Barboss: We named the monkey Jack.
From Charlie and the Chocolate Factory:
Willy Wonka: Everything in here is edible, even I'm edible but that's called canniblism and frowned upon in many socities.
Willy Wonka: -looks at his gray hair- And it was at that time I realised I had to find a heir.
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Noxy Nevermore Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 4:55 pm
DeathsMisstress_16 Edward Scissorhands: Edward:and then she showed me the back room where she took all her cloths off. lol XD i thought that part was hilarious
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Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 5:09 pm
Judge turpin : it's you
Sweeney Todd : BENJAMIN BARKER *kills the judge
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Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 6:45 pm
Willy Wonka: Everything in here is edible, even I'm edible but that's called canniblism and frowned upon in many socities.
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[to the horse]
Ichabod Crane: Giddy-up... no, no this way... good horsey
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Ichabod Crane: It was a headless horseman.
Baltus Van Tassel: You must not excite yourself.
Ichabod Crane: But it was a headless horseman.
Baltus Van Tassel: Of course it was. That's why you're here.
Ichabod Crane: No, you must believe me. It was a horseman, a dead one. Headless.
Baltus Van Tassel: I know, I know.
Ichabod Crane: You don't know because you were not there. It's all true.
Baltus Van Tassel: Of course it is. I told you. Everyone told you.
Ichabod Crane: I... saw him.
[faints]
i think these are funny and the second one is my favorite part of the movie XD especially when he faints
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Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 7:11 pm
oh yea and these are my fav from pirates of the Caribbean
Davy Jones: You can do nothing without the key!
Jack Sparrow: I already have the key!
Davy Jones: [shows the key] No you don't.
Jack Sparrow: Oh, that key.
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Jack Sparrow: Now we're being followed by rocks. Never had that one before.
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Davy Jones: Ha ha... Lookie here boys. A lost bird. A lost bird that never learned to fly!
Jack Sparrow: To my great regret. But, it's never too late to learn!
[uses the Dead Man's Chest to trigger a line to pull him up to the Flying Dutchman's mast]
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Jack Sparrow: You may throw my hat if you wish.
[Gibbs throws Jack's hat]
Jack Sparrow: Now go and get it.
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[Scarlett and Giselle are fighting, Jack watches the Pearl sail away]
Jack Sparrow: Ladies, will you please shut it! Listen to me.
Jack Sparrow: [to Giselle] Yes, I lied to you.
Jack Sparrow: [to Scarlett] No, I don't love you.
Jack Sparrow: [to Giselle] Of course it makes you look fat.
Jack Sparrow: [to Scarlett] I've never been to Brussels.
Jack Sparrow: [to Giselle] It is pronounced *egregious*.
Jack Sparrow: [to Scarlett] By the way, no. I've never actually met Pizarro, but I love his pies.
Jack Sparrow: [to both] And all of this pales to utter insignificance in light of the fact that my ship is once again gone. Savvy?
[Giselle slaps him, Scarlett slaps him, he slaps Gibbs]
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Jack Sparrow: How's mum?
[Captain Teague holds up a decayed shrunken head]
Jack Sparrow: [revolted] ... She looks great.
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Will Turner: Will you marry me?
Elizabeth Swann: I don't think now's the best time!
Will Turner: Now may be the only time! I love you. I've made my choice. What's yours?
Elizabeth Swann: Barbossa!
[Will shocked because of her 'choice]
Elizabeth Swann: [to Barbossa] Marry us!
[Will is relieved]
Barbossa: I'm a little busy at the moment!
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Jack Sparrow: You know, for all that pirates are clever-called, we are an unimaginative lot when it comes to naming things.
Gibbs: Like?
Jack Sparrow: I once sailed with a geezer lost both his arms and part of his eye.
Gibbs: What did you call him?
Jack Sparrow: [pause] Larry.
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Captain Jocard: Who is this traitor?
Barbossa: Not likely one among us.
Elizabeth Swann: Where's Will?
Jack Sparrow: Not among us.
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Cabin Boy: [sung] The King and his men stole the Queen from her bed /And bound her in her bones./ The seas be ours and by the powers/ Where we will, we'll roam.
[joined by other prisoners]
Cabin Boy: Yo ho, all hands, hoist the colours high/ Heave ho, thieves and beggars, never shall we die!/ Yo ho, haul together, hoist the colours high/ Heave ho, thieves and beggars, never shall we die!
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[Barbossa is giving orders and Jack repeats the order]
Barbossa: What are you doin'?
Jack Sparrow: What are *you* doin'?
Barbossa: No, what *are* you doin'?
Jack Sparrow: What are *you* doin'?
Barbossa: *No!* What *are* you doin'?
Jack Sparrow: What are *you* doin'? Captain gives orders on the ship.
Barbossa: The captain of the ship *is* givin' orders.
Jack Sparrow: My ship, makes me captain.
Barbossa: They be my charts!
Jack Sparrow: Well, that makes you...
[pause]
Jack Sparrow: ...chartman.
Pintel: Stow it! Both of you! That's an order! Understand?
[Jack and Barbossa stare at him]
Pintel: Sorry. I just thought with the Captain issue in doubt, I'd throw my name in for consideration, sorry.
Ragetti: [to Pintel] I'd vote for you.
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Jack Sparrow: You may kill me but you may never insult me! Who am I?
Cutler Beckett: [Beckett falters, confused]
Jack Sparrow: [Weakly, equally puzzled by Beckett's inability to guess] I'm Captain Jack Sparrow!
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Jack Sparrow: Why should I sail with any of you? Four of you have tried to kill me in the past... one of you succeeded.
[looks at Elizabeth; Will looks at her in shock]
Jack Sparrow: Oh, she's not told you. You'll have loads to talk about while you're here.
Jack Sparrow: [to Tia Delma] As for you...
Tia Dalma: Now don't tell me you didn't enjoy it at the time.
Jack Sparrow: Fair enough. You're in.
[begins going down the line of pirates on the beach]
Jack Sparrow: [to Ragetti] Don't need you, you scare me. Gibbs, you can come. Marty, Cotton... Cotton's parrot, I'm a little iffy... At least I'll have someone to talk to.
Jack Sparrow: [to Tai Huang] Who are you?
Tai Huang: Tai Huang. These are my men.
Jack Sparrow: Where does your allegiance lie?
Tai Huang: With the highest bidder.
Jack Sparrow: I have a ship.
Tai Huang: That makes you the highest bidder.
Jack Sparrow: Good man. 'Weigh anchor all hands. Prepare to make sail.
[takes out compass]
Cotton's Parrot: 'Weigh anchor.
Barbossa: [pats the charts in his hands] Jack... Which way ya goin' Jack?
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Jack biggrin idn't anyone come to save me,just because they miss me?
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i just loved the movie i never imagined the post would be so long 0. o
oh well XD you asked for it X3
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Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 6:48 pm
-_kiba_girl_forever_- Ichabod Crane: It was a headless horseman. Baltus Van Tassel: You must not excite yourself. Ichabod Crane: But it was a headless horseman. Baltus Van Tassel: Of course it was. That's why you're here. Ichabod Crane: No, you must believe me. It was a horseman, a dead one. Headless. Baltus Van Tassel: I know, I know. Ichabod Crane: You don't know because you were not there. It's all true. Baltus Van Tassel: Of course it is. I told you. Everyone told you. Ichabod Crane: I... saw him. [faints] XD I love that part. He looks so freaked out hiding behind his blanket.
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Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 7:26 pm
From Charlie and the Chocolate Factory:
Willy Wonka: You smell like old people and soap!
Willy Wonka: Good morning, starshine... the earth says hello!
Dr. Wonka: Willy?
Willy Wonka: Hi, Dad.
Dr. Wonka: All these years and you haven't flossed.
Willy Wonka: Not Once.
Wonka: Do you have any idea what breakfast cereal's made of?
It's those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners
Charlie: But could you send it by television if you wanted to?
Wonka: Course I could.
Mike: What about people?
Wonka: Well, why would I wanna send a person? They don't taste very good at all.
From Cry Baby:
Judge: By the way, that's a shame about your face.
Hatchet-Face: There's nothing the matter with my face. I got character!
From Nightmare Before Christmas:
Dr. Finkelstein: That's twice this month you've slipped deadly nightshade into my tea and run off.
Sally: Three times!
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Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 9:55 pm
From Corpse Bride:
Town Crier: Victor Van Dort elopes with corpse! Heartbroken bride to wed wealthy newcomer!
Mrs. Van Dort: Wealthy newcomer? It cannot be.
Mr. Van Dort: Did he say corpse?
Mrs. Van Dort: Oh, don't be ridiculous. What corpse would marry our Victor?
Corpse Bride: I've spent so long in the darkness, I'd almost forgotten how beautiful the moonlight is.
From BeetleJuice:
Lydia: Mr. and Mrs. Maitland? Hello? Where are you?
Beetlejuice: Dead. Dead, dead, deadski.
Lydia: Of course they're dead. They're ghosts.
Beetlejuice: No, I mean they're gone, split, out of here, afterlife kids, deceased-ahh.
Lydia: Are you a ghost too?
Beetlejuice: I'm a ghost with the most, babe.
Lydia: You can't scare her. She's sleeping with Prince Valium tonight.
From Batman:
Vicki: Mr. Joker, you say such beautiful things. Oh, you're so powerful. And purple! Oh, I love purple.
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Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 2:10 pm
lol wow i love all these movies XD
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Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 5:50 pm
Mrs. Lovett: life is for the alive
Sweeney: There's a hole in the world like a great black pit
and it's filled with people who are filled with s**t!
And the vermin of the world inhabit it!
ICHABOD (CONT'D)
You have moved the body?
DOCTOR LANCASTER
I did.
ICHABOD
(furious)
You must never move the body!
DOCTOR LANCASTER
Why not?
ICHABOD
Because!
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