Where the ******** are Jade & Zato?

[NECRO DISASTER]

Well, you tell me.  

[Evilconqueso]

[Insert cheap porno music here]  

[Mr Legion]

Hard to say. But as a past master of disappearing for long periods of time, I'd say they're having wild adventures in the forgotten jungle-kingdoms of South America, and making teh sex. That's what I was doing. sweatdrop 3nodding  

[Mystrunner]

Well, we can bet on the last part, at least.

We should start our patented spam campaigne to rouse them.  

[Skullock]

I'm sure bits of them are already roused.  

[Mr Legion]

I'm talkin' downtown!

*Clicks fingers, goes 'mmhmm'*  

[NECRO DISASTER]

And wioth that, Jade makes a post.  

[Mr Legion]

Like the Candyman...say her name, and she appears.

*Shivers, covers all the mirrors in the house*  

[NECRO DISASTER]

Why? It's not like you have a reflection.  

[Sessuriyu]

Burn!
whee
But it didn't work... we have to try something desperate!  

[NECRO DISASTER]

I could always stalk her. Oh, wait, hang on, that would just be business as usual.

Did I just say that out loud?  

[Mr Legion]

In your capacity as stalker, Hally, I'm sure you must have collected some clothing of JJ's at some point, and inhaled in it deeply? 'Cause if you have something, we could set bloodhounds on her scent...  

[Sessuriyu]

I'm sure Hally would be just as efficient as 1000 bloodhounds. 3nodding  

[NECRO DISASTER]

Yep. On account of the homing beckon I inserted in her....

sweatdrop


... armpit.



What? wink  

[Sessuriyu]

Dirty, dirty boy.