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 Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 2:23 pm
"The following contest is a TLC match for the WIF Tag Team Championship! The object is to climb a ladder and pull down both tag team belts (done using 2 consecutive dice rolls). The team that is able to do this will be the WIF Tag Team Champions. Introducing first..."
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Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 5:44 pm
YEAH, I'M PRICELESS.
OH BABY I'M PRICELESS
THERE AINT NO NUMBER BY THE POWER I POSSESS
OH NO, OR TRY THIS. CALL ME PRICELESS
YEAH, ALL YOU LITTLE PEOPLE CAN CASH BUY HAPPINESS
*Cody walks down to the ring as his theme plays, he climbs in the ring*
Ted and I are here to prove we are as damn good as we say we are. So prepare for new tag team champs.
*he drops the mic and waits for his partner*
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Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 7:38 pm
Ted walked out seconds after Cody mugging for the audience as he walked down the ramp. he got into the ring holding a mic.
"everything my partner here said is right. we WILL be the new tag champions. why? cause we have a legacy and we're simply priceless."
Ted handed the mic to the ringside attendant. he waited with Cody for their opponents.
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Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 9:30 pm
"You think you know me.." With that, the crowd came to life as Metalingus by Alterbridge kicks in. Edge comes down wearing his red Rated R Tights and new bleeding heart T-Shirt. Around his shoulder is his half of the tag titles. He stares at Priceless in the ring.
Finkel:And their opponent, one half of the WIF Tag Team Champions, from Toronto Canada, weighing 265 Pounds, he is The Rated R Superstar....Edge!
Edge stops at the middle of the ramp. He spreads his feet apart and raises his share of the Tag Titles in the air. The pyros fire off all over the ramp. He walks down the ramp and slides into the ring. He shoots a Glare at Rhodes and Dibiase in the corner and gets on the ropes. He raises the belt in the air, pumping up the crowd. He gets off the ropes and awaits his tag partner, the mysterious and nihilistic Raven.
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Desirable Conversationalist
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Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 10:10 am
"Come Out and Play" by the Offspring blared through the speakers, signaling the entrance of none other than Raven. The other half of the WIF Tag Team Titles was resting on his shoulder, his hand resting protectively against the strap. He was dressed in his usual attire, his hair falling messily into his face.
Finkel: And his partner... the other half of the WIF Tag Team Champions... from The Bowery... Raven!
He proceeds to the ring, climbing up onto the turnbuckle and striking his signature pose before hopping down, glaring at Priceless. After nodding at Edge, he flopped down into the corner, arms crossed, a cocky smirk on his face.
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Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 10:25 am
Edge takes a microphone from Howard Finkel.
"Priceless?....Priceless? What is that? Your catchphrase?" Edge has a look as if to say 'get a load of these guys'
"You call yourselves Priceless, I call you guys worthless. I mean..have you listened to the crowd? They are pretty much asleep since you two chumpstains started rambling on the mic! Time and time again you both give these long..boring..self involved promos. Don't you realize none of these people give a damn about what you have to say? Now granted, you two are born from possibly two of the most famous legends in wrestling history...but unlike you two, they actually had charisma...and a little thing called talent...something the both of you totally lack. More importantly, they didn't walk around taking orders from a guy who's the biggest jackass on the planet."
The crowd seems to be behind Edge at this point.
"And as for you two walking out with our belts, its not going to happen. We're not some run of the mill Tag Team like Cryme Tyme. We defeated Stone Cold Steve Austin and Dude Love, two legends. And we refuse to lose to the likes of two guys who'd be nothing without Randy Orton. And I think my tag partner here would definitely agree."
Edge looks over to Raven in the corner, handing him the mic.
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Desirable Conversationalist
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Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 10:51 am
Raven remained in his corner as Edge blasted Rhodes and DiBiase, eyes focused intently on the duo throughout the promo, nodding in agreement to what his partner was saying. When he was mentioned, he got to his feet and accepted the mic from Edge.
"I have nothing to say that my partner hasn't already said, but if you two are going to retaliate, please make it short. I'd rather not fall asleep before this match from listening to your horribly boring voices and extreme lack of any discernible charisma," he laughed, mockingly offering the mic to Ted and Cody.
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Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 1:06 pm
Cody grabbed the mic from Raven and was rather unhappy at this point.
"How dare you. We are the children of legends. Something only punks like you could dream of. We are not some Nirvana stoner rejects like the two of you. Ted and I are the future of this business."
Cody storms Raven trying to club him with the mic. scream
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Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 6:44 pm
as Cody finishes talking Ted rushes Edge and goes to clothesline him.
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Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 6:52 pm
Edge was taken off guard by the clothesline. The bell has rang and the match has officially started. Edge climbs back up using the ropes and goes to kick Dibiase in the mid section.
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Desirable Conversationalist
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Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 6:59 pm
ooc: s**t, gotta go, be on tomorrow, though. >_<
Raven just snorted and went to respond when Cody cheapshot'd him, causing him to stumble backwards, catching himself on the ropes and glaring at the younger man before rushing forward in a half-assed spear.
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Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 7:25 pm
Cody drops the mic as he is taken to the mat by Raven's spear.
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Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 12:51 am
Ted doubled over from the kick.
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Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 10:18 am
After spearing Cody to the ground, Raven began raining down blows on the other.
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Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 11:32 am
Before one blow could get in Cody shoves Raven off him and rolls under the bottom rope to the outside. He reaches under the ring and pulls out a table. Cody sets up the table and leans against it trying to catch his breath.
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