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xXSabrina_Alexinia_BerkXx
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 Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 12:06 am
>.> Come up with funny ways to buy the farm and post them.
Get nekkid.
Tie cat to crotch.
Duct Tape plugged in toasters to your feet.
Tie a cinder block to both ends of a piano wire.
Wrap piano wire around neck.
While holding the cinder blocks in each hand jump feet first into a pool releasing the cinderblocks once over the edge of the pool.
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Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 12:16 am
you're a schitzo and you're holding yourself hostage
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xXSabrina_Alexinia_BerkXx
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Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 12:24 am
Your afraid to jump but you want to die so you have your buddy show you the one thing your afraid of the most to make you jump......................................................a bunny rabbit.
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Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 12:57 am
Jump out of an airplane without a parachute. Land on a trampoline bouncing you back up. Land in a pool. Get out of pool. Get tasered while still being wet by a nearly blind security guard who instead of having a real taser has a cattle prod cranked up to the highest setting.
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xXSabrina_Alexinia_BerkXx
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Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2009 2:08 pm
Get piano wire, make a noose out of it. Super glue your hands to the side of your head, and hang yourself. Will appear as if you ripped off your own head since the wire will cut straight through.
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Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 8:04 am
Fall through razor wire painted as a clown.
Fall down a flight of stairs before you are born.
Papercut.
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xXSabrina_Alexinia_BerkXx
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Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 9:22 pm
Arionis Chambers Fall through razor wire painted as a clown.
Fall down a flight of stairs before you are born.
Papercut. That's.............not that funny.................
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Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 4:58 pm
get tangled wire. trip over said wire... wait just a freakin' minute here! why is this thread even in existence?!
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AshoftheMidnightRose Crew
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Posted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 6:34 pm
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Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 4:37 pm
Drowning in toothpaste.
Avalanche of bunnies.
Friends' glomps.
Eaten by a hippo. Or a ferret. Turtle.
Get A-kun to poke you one too many times.
Tri(/Uni?)cycle accidents.
Also:
Fire.
Water.
Steam.
Firey water.
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Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 10:56 pm
Get mauled by a butterfly with rabies.
Fall on a bunch of mouse traps you had just set up because the mouse scared you.
Get trapped in an elevator with a bear, or turkey, or hamster.
Get attacked by someone who thinks they're a bear.
Get lost in a parking lot because you couldn't remember where you parked your car.
Bleed to death from getting shot in the foot.
Lock yourself in a room to keep safe and destroy the key, only to remember you didn't get any food before you locked the door.
(lol I feel like I have a very weird sense of humor now that I think about these.)
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Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 4:57 pm
"Get attacked by someone who thinks they're a bear."
I want that so bad..
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Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2009 7:19 pm
Bitinged "Get attacked by someone who thinks they're a bear."
I want that so bad.. ... why?
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Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 10:12 am
When I lived in Xenia, my family and I owned nine North American Black Bears.
I picked up some of their traits.
I am also good at mimicry.
If you want BIt, I can kill you. 83
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AshoftheMidnightRose Crew
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Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 8:32 pm
Arionis Chambers When I lived in Xenia, my family and I owned nine North American Black Bears.
I picked up some of their traits.
I am also good at mimicry.
If you want BIt, I can kill you. 83 Black bears are awesome! And their cubs are so cute.. whee I once remember my mom telling me something while we were up at great-grandma's cabin. She said that if we saw a bear, not to run or stop, but to just keep walking at the same pace until we reached home. sweatdrop Did you know that actually works? If you offer a black bear a PB&J sammich, it'll grunt and take it. But if you try that with a grizzly, the grizzly'll say, "No I want you." gonk
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