*John Bradshaw Layfield walks to the ring in a suit and a big smile on his face, the crowd boo's, a lot*
"Now, Now, Let's pause for a second an awe at the wrestling god."
*More boo's*
"Despite your disrespect, I am in a very good mood, because John Bradshaw Layfield is in the WIF and here to make an impact, a powerful impact. I will change the face of the wrestling world forever, I am, by far, the greatest wrestler to ever, EVER, step inside the ring, and the WIF wrestlers, crew member's, vice captain and even captain will realize that I am, who I say and I and that is......A WRESTLING GAWD!"
*more boo's from the crowd*
"Each and every one of you fan's know it it's true, all the wrestler's know it's true and all the WIF authority know that it's true, and the WIF champion will soon find out that's it true."
*Heavy boo's from the crowd*
"I want the Canadian immigrant to answer my non-title challenge, so I can send his paper champ a** back to that piece of crap home, called Canada, filled with filthy immigrants and lazy bum's, Owen, you can answer me on your own time, but I sure hope that you do, because if you don't, you prove that Canada is just full, of a bunch of cowardly Homo's!"
