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Yes, you are a whore...

Of polls.

Otherwise, you wouldn't have united here.

In this guild.

Which just so happens to be called "poll whores unite".

So what do you have to say about that?

Are you ready to stand up to the challenge?

I hope you are.

Because the challenge doesn't exist.

But you know what?

I am just typing because I want to type.

And also.

I love Gunbound.

But, you love me.

Sorry, but it can't work out between us.

I love Gunbound.

And Bjork.

So get over me, okay?

It'll never happen.

Don't be sad, please.

I know, it hurts.

But even though you love me...

Just know that I am in love with people.

That aren't you.

I should cut this short.

But It's too late.

See you around...

And hopefully I won't be pressing the enter key as often as this. :3

Yes, I am a whore...

of polls.

I have united here.

In this guild.

With my fellow poll whores.

I am a poll whore.

Because you told me so.

I listen to you.

Because I love you.

But not in that way.

Because I love someone else.

I, too, type because I feel like it.

And I felt

Like replying

And pressing the enter button too.

And you know what?

I ALSO FEEL LIKE PRESSING CAPS LOCK.

In conclusion,

I poll.

Therefore I am.

I love you all.

Therefore, I have over-ridden the statement above...

Which I have stated that um.

I love other people other than you.

But in response to the ex-Gunbounder:

I don't know if they have HAX for the new Gunbound.

Because I feel like I want to make a mule with aimbot.

...for gold.

Because avatars make my powers useless.

Oh, by the way:

I love all you people.

You make my life whole.

Without you I am nothing.

But with you, I am everything.

So feel glad that I feel for you.

Aswell as everybody else.

That isn't you.

And I really, really love the guy who used the enter key a lot.

Because he knows how it feels.

To be me.

To enter the enter key a lot.

...it ain't an easy life.