Welcome! I hope that you all will enjoy your stay here. First things first, I would like to lay out some rules. I'm doing this, and all other announcements, in plain english so as to make sure nothing is overlooked.

Our rules:

1. You will comply with all of Gaia's Terms of Service, yadda yadda yadda, just like everywhere else. Do it.

2. Literacy is of the essence. I don't want to strain myself to read your posts, and neither does anyone else.

3. Spam is evil, and punishible by death. Death I tell you. If you intend on posting nonsense, do so in the Chatter Box forum.

4. I am the god of this guild. Or at least Lieutenant Guild, and would appreciate it if you addressed me as such. But God is close enough. Do as I say at all times, or suffer my wrath.

5. I reserve the right to add, remove, or change any rules I please, whenever I please. You should keep an eye on the rules often if you intend to stick around.